Well since you're the stats man and this is slightly unrelated... You know how there's a totalposts.cgi file or something in the /Members root, could you code a tiny script to call this into an external HTML page?
Somebody did it with PHP, but I couldn't do it under perl and you can't call the file directly due to permission issues, changing them would be a serious security flaw.
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