...soo.... many... foreign concepts...
...head... hurting...
"open(F,$file) or die $!;"
thats terrible!

and all the profanity is really unnecessary!
i appreciate the help chuck n'dj, but... this is really beyond me.
i tried messing with it last night. i tried the file include, then tried the file exec (because "includes" can't do cgi scripts, right?). i just placed the "