Ah well, it looks like no one here uses ASP...
If you by chance are, I have amended the above asp script to run as a .vbs
The script is pretty much self explanatory for those familiar with vbscript. It assumes that you have a directory in which sits a /bin folder (cgi) and a /ubb folder (non-cgi). SQL server is required as it scrapes posts and puts them in a db. The ability to run .vbs scripts is also obviously required.
The SQL table specs are as follows:
DBname = Forums
Tables:
msgID
msgLink
ForumName
MsgTopic
Msg
MsgAlias
UBBName
Hopefully there is some poor soul out there who is using UBB and could use this.
http://www24.brinkster.com/ospensky/activetopics.vbs.txt ospensky