Oh my god. I came home tonight, and lo and behold, *everything* worked.
I need a hard drink.
This is the most bizarre thing I have *ever* seen. But hey, at least it's working. I really appreciate all the help, people.
A couple question, now that I'm fixin' it up: Do you guys recommend running the accelerator? If so, my server is running PHP4, but only PHP4 files with .php4 extensions will be noticed. (All other php files just need .php.) They said they may fix that at some point, or they may not. ::rolls her eyes:: Anyway, when I tried the accelerator script, it said my PHP was 3.01. Is there some way to get it to recognize I'm running 4?
Thaaanks again. =)
