Well, it's not working all that well, the plural portion is all wacky, and the commas are where they shouldn't be. And for guests, it shows "23.35.345.90.guest and 1 guests," when there's a member and a guest.
I'm not sure what happened. Thanks for your help, but I think I'll revert back to your original script and have the $OnlineUserMsg show up instead.
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