Since your version differs a lot I updated the text which shows you as the author for this version. The "No Count Hack" with the 2 forums was also left intact and credited to Sub Zero. Basically two different hacks.
Hey Bass...I found something interesting. If you leave the text area blank in the CP the forums will not update the user's post count. If you insert the word "blank" or any other word (but not a number) then the forums will generate a post count.