Well, you'd need an index file containg the title of every topic ever made. But even then, a title "Help" can be requesting help on different things. It's impractical at best, as well as a real load on the server
If you're upgrading to the new UBB, it'd be a lot easier to check, but would still have the "Help" problem
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