I have a pocket book of these kinds of things, Internet, keyboards, mice, monitors you name it, even internetsex (lol).
A few small ones:
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Caller: Is internet also open on Sundays?
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Caller: Internet is very slow, can you reboot it?
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Helpdesk: Now click on the "My Computer" icon on the left side of the screen.
Caller: You mean left for me or left for you?
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I have alot better ones than those but I don't really have any time left now.
