I've got two questions:
1: Does it teach you how to write (and/or make heads or tails of) that type of code in books like Perl for Dummies?
2: What kind of moron actually spent time making the Perl language work like that?! Thank God that Ted didn't code like that... at least I can read the UBB coding without going crosseyed! (Understanding what it does is a different matter, though...)
Just to make myself seem *kinda* smart, I would post the -qrpff program from CopyLeft... but I'm not sure how legal that is, so I guess I'll stay away from it...

---Skorpion