Scorp,
I'll give you a
real College Orientation:
First thing you will find out is that every meal at the dining commons is
special in its own way.
Yes, I'm sure *every* student is going to go to *every* event...just like they go to *every* class once the semester rolls around. I remember during orientation skipping the boring sessions and breaking into each dorm to figure out which were the coolest ones.
Curfews?!? You will have to learn many stealth ninja techniques, such as how to sneak out, and how to sneak friends and beer kegs in. Remember this...stairwells and doors to them are your friends.
Not sure what it is these days, but I think they call your parents, take away your tv priviledges and send you to bed without dessert. Seriously though...what can they really do to you.
Matthew Shmathew, I bet he'd like to go to the game too....There must be a thousand excuses you can come up with...
Thank you all for listening...enjoy your stay at the University...and Mr. Colley, no playing Football in the hallways please.
-Tacks
