Dont know if you guys have heard this before but...
1. Is there a fourth of July in England?
2. How many birthdays does the average man have?
3. Some months have 31 days; How many have 28?
4. How many outs are in an inning?
5. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?
6. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
7. A doctor gives you three pills tellin you to take on every half hour. how many minutes would the pills last?
8. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?
9. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
10. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10" tall. What does he weigh?
11. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
12. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozon?