[:"red"] The Afternoon Programme Quiz, ABC 774.
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Presenter: Who killed Cock Robin ?
Contestant: Oh God, I didn't even know he was dead.
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Lincs FM phone-in. [:"black"]
Presenter: Which is the largest Spanish-speaking country in the world ?
Contestant: Barcelona.
Presenter: I was really after the name of a country.
Contestant: I'm sorry, I don't know the names of any countries in Spain. [:"red"]
Steve Wright Show, Radio 2.
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Wright: On which Continent would you find the River Danube ?
Contestant: India.
Wright: What is the Italian word for motorway ?
Contestant: Espresso.
Wright: What is the capital of Australia ? And it's not Sydney.
Contestant: Sydney.
Wright: What was the animal referred to in Val Doonican's song Paddy McGinty's ?
Contestant: I don't know.
Wright: It begins with a G.
Contestant: Cow. [:"red"]
This Morning, ITV. [:"black"]
Judy Finnegan: The American TV show 'The Sopranos' is about opera. True or false ?
Contestant: True ?
Finnegan: No, actually, it's about the Mafia. But it is an American TV show, so I'll give you that. [:"red"]
BBC Radio Newcastle. [:"black"]
Paul Wappat: How long did the Six Day War between Egypt and Israel last ?
Contestant (after long pause): Fourteen days.
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Bob Hope Birthday Quiz, LBC. [:"black"]
Presenter: Bob Hope was the fifth of how many sons ?
Contestant: Four. [:"red"]
BBC GMR, Phil Wood Show. [:"black"]
Wood: What "K" could be described as the Islamic Bible ?
Contestant: Er...
Wood: It's got two syllables... Kor...
Contestant: Blimey ?
Wood: Ha ha ha ha no. The past participle of run...
Contestant: (Silence)
Wood: OK, try it another way. Today I run, yesterday I...
Contestant: Walked ? [:"red"]
Daryl's Drivetime, Virgin Radio. [:"black"]
Daryl Denham: In which country would you spend shekels ?
Contestant: Holland ?
Denham: Try the next letter of the alphabet.
Contestant: Iceland ? Ireland ?
Denham [:"red"] (helpfully) [:"black"] : It's a bad line. Did you say Israel ?
Contestant: No.