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#309682 03/13/2005 5:16 PM
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[:"red"] The Afternoon Programme Quiz, ABC 774.
[:"black"]
Presenter: Who killed Cock Robin ?
Contestant: Oh God, I didn't even know he was dead.
[:"red"]
Lincs FM phone-in. [:"black"]

Presenter: Which is the largest Spanish-speaking country in the world ?
Contestant: Barcelona.
Presenter: I was really after the name of a country.
Contestant: I'm sorry, I don't know the names of any countries in Spain. [:"red"]

Steve Wright Show, Radio 2.
[:"black"]
Wright: On which Continent would you find the River Danube ?
Contestant: India.

Wright: What is the Italian word for motorway ?
Contestant: Espresso.

Wright: What is the capital of Australia ? And it's not Sydney.
Contestant: Sydney.

Wright: What was the animal referred to in Val Doonican's song Paddy McGinty's ?
Contestant: I don't know.
Wright: It begins with a G.
Contestant: Cow. [:"red"]

This Morning, ITV. [:"black"]

Judy Finnegan: The American TV show 'The Sopranos' is about opera. True or false ?
Contestant: True ?
Finnegan: No, actually, it's about the Mafia. But it is an American TV show, so I'll give you that. [:"red"]

BBC Radio Newcastle. [:"black"]

Paul Wappat: How long did the Six Day War between Egypt and Israel last ?
Contestant (after long pause): Fourteen days.
[:"red"]
Bob Hope Birthday Quiz, LBC. [:"black"]

Presenter: Bob Hope was the fifth of how many sons ?
Contestant: Four. [:"red"]

BBC GMR, Phil Wood Show. [:"black"]

Wood: What "K" could be described as the Islamic Bible ?
Contestant: Er...
Wood: It's got two syllables... Kor...
Contestant: Blimey ?
Wood: Ha ha ha ha no. The past participle of run...
Contestant: (Silence)
Wood: OK, try it another way. Today I run, yesterday I...
Contestant: Walked ? [:"red"]

Daryl's Drivetime, Virgin Radio. [:"black"]

Daryl Denham: In which country would you spend shekels ?
Contestant: Holland ?
Denham: Try the next letter of the alphabet.
Contestant: Iceland ? Ireland ?
Denham [:"red"] (helpfully) [:"black"] : It's a bad line. Did you say Israel ?
Contestant: No.


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Sounds like Jay Leno's "Jay Walking" where he interviews some of the dumbest human beings on the face of the earth


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