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Just needed to get that out. (see, you've corrupted one person already Sal)

I think a fitting phrase can be used here:

Resistance is futile.

alright, I am not very friendly with cheese anymore. Made me sick this morning

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seem familiar sal?

Just a thought

Hmm. not friendly with cheese..

Cal, you screwed up the thread.

BAD cal BAD.

I've never been a fan of cheese.

Except breakfast cheese... the plastic-y stuff that comes sliced in packets... mmm, I eat whole packets of that straight...

Sally: That's your punishment for offending the almonds. Never mock them.

Cal, un-sympathetic b*stard
trust you to screw up the thread :rolleyes:

Borg, I didn't mean to anger them!! argh!

You must fly on a magic carpet to the king of the potato people and seek redemption.

aah, king of the potato people... did anyone ever see that Red Dwarf episode?

That must be in series 5 pt2, which means I've seen it but not for a while.. I have every red dwarf episode on tape, except for the second half of series 5... can't find that one anywhere..

I love red dwarf..

"Lister is that a cigarette you're smoking?"
"no it's a chicken"

Smeg!

Try borders.com I just ordered 2 tapes of season 7..


the episode is "Quarrentine" Rimmer is afraid of getting a holo virus, so he puts Kryten, Cat, and Lister in quarentine for 3 months.

Great show.. The tapes I just got, have new smeg ups, and interviews.

"Smoke me a clipper I'll be back for Christmas.. (oh whatever)" - Arnold Rimmer pretending to be Ace..

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Did anyone ever see the pilot of the American Red Dwarf series? Ugh, terrible... didn't last past series 1..

Yeah, Quarrantine. Mr Flibble is my favorite character...

Series 5 is no longer being published over here, so I have to try find it in a store somewhere.. Just got hold of the first part a couple weeks back, now gotta find part 2 somewhere. Series 7 is ok, I kinda felt it was losing it by that point though.. The earlier ones are the best, specially season 3-4..

Backwards is one of my favorite episodes.

Lucia,

Are you in the UK or US? If you're in the US, try Borders.com , I see some of 5 there. I'm looking for the middle tape for season 7. Then I have em all!


My fav episode is "Back to reality" When it first aired here I was shocked, for a second anyway.. thought it might be the last episode. Have you visited Their official website

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"Backwards"... ahh, what a classic start of series.. first episode I ever watched, and I must have seen it so many times..

One of the tapes I have (Season 8) has only 2 episodes (Byte 3) so they filled the space with a TV appearance by the crew on "Can't cook won't cook" but called it "Can't smeg, won't smeg"

It was hilarious! Even Dwanye Dibbly showed up.. (Cat siad he'd never be on the same team as the Bri-Nylon Party..) LOL

I hope they do movies, and we can seem them here. I really hope the shows come out on DVD.

ty C_P I'll take a look at borders..

Byte 3 series 7 has an a-z of red dwarf that's really funny, even includes the guys who got the crocodile dropped on their heads in one of the Ace Rimmer episodes..

Yup just got it in the mail the other day.. I like when the lil kid asks what smeg is..

LOL

damn, Red Dwarf kicks arse.

does anyone remember that tribute Kyrton made when Rimmer left? I was nearly pissing myself with laughter
~Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer, he's such a fantastic swimmer~

oh, and how can this thread go without a mention of the most excellent Holly?

He's not as funny in series 7. In the beginning, and when he first became female were the best.

(6 black holes just detected)
Rimmer: "Holly! How could you not see SIX black holes til we're this close to them?!?!"
Holly: "Well, you see.. the funny thing about space is: It's black. And the funny thing about black holes are: They're black."

Did ya know two different actors played Kryten? And did ya know Craig Charles is a stand up comedian in the UK? I'm sure Borg does..

Borg, lol!!

Craig Charles also presents Robot Wars (which sucked since the 1st wars btw)

Never seen "Robot Wars", I watch Battle Bots here on Comedy central (cable channel)

Woohoo BattleBots! ....ehem...

sorry, I like 'em

Yup, I like "Bio-Hazard" myself.. And "Buddy Leee don't play in the street" LOL

Yep, I know all about the two Krytens.. If you watch Backwards, you'll notice that Kryten is really nervous, since it was his first episode, he slipped up a couple times..

The thing my fiance and I do now, we've seen all the episodes so often, is come up with all these random inconsistencies, we like to call Dwarfisms..

For a basic one, answer this question.. How many times has Rimmer had sex..

Oh, and the arnold rimmer song is hilarious..

He's arnold, arnold arnold Rimmer, more reliable than a garden strimmer, without him life would be much grimmer, he will never need a zimmer

According to the episode when they break their legs (Lister and Cat), Rimmer has had sex once.. (before death LOL)

BTW, the rimmer song is called the Munchkin song..
"... he will never need a zimmer"

Okay here's one..

What is the name of the Red Dwarf Captain? It is mentioned in season 8.

Hint:" If the crew ever finds out I'm really _ _ _ _ _ _ the donut boy .."

LOL

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Capt McAllister I think... I'm trying to remeber from the books (in which the captain is FEMALE!)

answer:

"If the crew finds out I'm Dennis the donut boy I'm finished.."

LOL

Smeg!

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Captain's name is Holister..

What's the name of his second in command?

Oh, and Rimmer has, at various points throughout the series, had sex zero times (he says "Imagine making love to a woman", once (with McGruder in the episode you're referring to), At another point, he talks about losing his virginity in the back seat of a car when he was 17 (lister lost his age 12 on the booten Municipal Golf course).. Oh, and Rimmer has sex with a virtual McGruder, and a hologrammatic woman in the course of the series.

There are literally tonnes of dwarfisms, which you get to recognise and notice the more you watch it..

Another one is the matter of Lister, who his parents are, etc..

2nd in command - Todd Hunter

Lucia, ahh. but he's done it more than that. Remember series 8 when he takes that syrum stuff that makes him really attractive to all the women and he's at the officer's dinner and goes to get the coffee about 5 times, lol!

Oh yeah, I forgot those ones.. I dont' like 8 as much so I don't watch it as much..

C_P close, but oh so far..

His actual name is Frank Todhunter..

He's only ever referred to by his first name once, by Holly, when he puts Lister in stasis.. The conversation goes "Holly, activate the stasis field".. Holly says "Right you are Frank"..

If you check the credits of an episode he was in, you'll see I'm right.. hehe, trick question I know..

Okay my turn...

Arnold Rimmers name is listed as

A.J.Rimmer BSC

What does the BSC stand for and why is it ironic?

Extra points: he tells people his middle name is Jonathan, what is it really?

BSC = bronze swimming certificate?

J is for judith? (that was a guess)

Just a thought

Correct on the first answer (BSC)

Awwwwwwwwwww so close cal.. First two letters are right (middle name) LOL.

"Judice"?

Judas

Yeah it's Arnold Judas Rimmer.

Actually, he refers to himself as BSC, SSC.. (bronze swimming certificate, silver swimming certificate).

Who killed JFK?

He shot himself from the grassy knoll.

(Easy one) why was Lister in stasus when the radiation leak killed the crew?

for bringing a cat on board?

Just a thought