#69359
04/19/2001 1:02 AM
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A: Chocolate, it's caffeinated.  Q: What do you think of the research into using carbon nanotubes to create ultra small wires for use in processors? ![[Linked Image]](http://www.ihs4ever.com/~cwm/cwm/cwm/heee.gif)
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#69360
04/19/2001 1:12 AM
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I type Like navaho
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A: It goes great with ketchup!  Q: Paper, rock, or scissors?
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#69361
04/19/2001 7:06 AM
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A. Rock, good for throwing at people
Q. What's "your song".. or a very important song to you?
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#69362
04/19/2001 3:01 PM
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a. Counting Crows - Angels Of The Silences
q. Why can't I seem to find anyone that sells shelled sunflower seeds in England?
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#69363
04/19/2001 3:06 PM
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I type Like navaho
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A: Most "3rd World" developing nations have a difficult time with imports...  Q: Who's funnier - Martin Short, Martin Lawrence, or Steve Martin?
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#69364
04/19/2001 3:08 PM
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Steve martin :- cause i don't know the other people. what percentage of your close friend claim to be irish ? || {logical or } can anyone get me a job in San Diego this summer 
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#69365
04/19/2001 3:16 PM
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Ohh about all of them.. I'm more irish than any of them too, and I never bother claiming to be..
Q. Why is it so hard to type with one hand and curl your hair with the other?
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#69366
04/19/2001 3:30 PM
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its not is the simple answer , try to swap hands  Q : How come you Don't Fall Down as often ?
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#69367
04/19/2001 3:53 PM
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A: it hurts too much. Q: Why is it even harder to type with a newborn in your arms. 
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#69368
04/19/2001 4:08 PM
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hopefully the new born is moving spontaneously , and a hairdryer depends on your own bodies movement. q whats the last digit in PI , and what the other ones too ...
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#69369
04/19/2001 9:52 PM
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Q. There is no "last digit".. Pi isn't a number that ever stops..
3.141 should suffice for most
A. Is every marriage a happy one?
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#69370
04/19/2001 10:05 PM
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A: hell no
Q: How many numbers of pi do you know? and what are they?
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#69371
04/20/2001 3:01 AM
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i know 9 digits and 8 decimal places  they are 3.141592654 Q:whats on your lunch menu 
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#69372
04/20/2001 3:28 AM
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I type Like navaho
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A: yo quiero grilled steak soft tacos and mountain dew  Q: What are you having for breakfast?
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#69373
04/20/2001 9:15 AM
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A: Haven't had breakfast in a looong time.. : Q: What's [the money] doing in Atlantic City? hint
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#69374
04/20/2001 9:21 AM
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A: I'll pretend I didn't see the hint and say I don't know  Q: NO!!!!!?
-DT
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#69375
04/20/2001 6:22 PM
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A: DAMN STRAIGHT!!! Q: Does this post make my ass look fat? PS. Allen. at least "most of our imports" DON'T "come from abroad" 
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#69376
04/20/2001 6:28 PM
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A: God no! More wide, than fat  Q: You lot like Irish people right? (or are we hated  )
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#69377
04/20/2001 6:47 PM
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i love the irish :rolleyes: i love me
Q: Wet or Dry/electric Shaver ?
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#69378
04/20/2001 6:52 PM
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A: Whichever, I am 14 and a late bloomer, so, when my stubble starts growing, i will answer again..
Q: What part of our lovely Island are you from?
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#69379
04/20/2001 8:14 PM
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cork
and ewe what part of te island are you from?
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#69380
04/20/2001 10:37 PM
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A: Well, I'm a few hours' drive from the geographical center of N. America..  Q: You think that's air you're breathing now?
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#69381
04/20/2001 10:38 PM
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A. I KNEW there was something I was forgetting to do.. Was wondering why I was turning purple  Q. Graphical Whiz or Coding Genius?
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#69382
04/20/2001 10:43 PM
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A: Graphic Genius
Q: Why do doctors call what they do a practice?
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#69383
04/22/2001 8:25 AM
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A: As they do practical work. (I think :D)
Q: Has anyone ever called you Bob McSandwichhead?
[ Linked Image] Sex is like air, you don't realise how important it is 'til you're not getting any
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#69384
04/22/2001 8:36 AM
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a. nope
q. have you ever been so surprised you've had the expression of a bemused haddock?
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#69385
04/22/2001 9:03 AM
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A: Not that I'm aware of. Q: What the heck would that look like? 
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#69386
04/22/2001 11:03 AM
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A: My mother in law...hehehe  Q: If sad George goes to town with a 3 inch penis and 300 English pounds, and spends 286 pounds and 34 pence on penis enlargment treatment, which enlarges the penis by 1 inch for every £56, how much money does he have and how big is his willy?
[ Linked Image] Sex is like air, you don't realise how important it is 'til you're not getting any
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#69387
04/22/2001 1:56 PM
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a. £13.66 and 7.11321428571428571428571428571429 inches
(what a question :rolleyes: )
q. play any instuments?
[ April 22, 2001 02:01 PM: Message edited by: Sally ]
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#69388
04/22/2001 2:02 PM
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A. Do you want the whole list, or the abbreviated list of the ones I'm better at than the others?
Q. Do you want children some day?
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#69389
04/22/2001 2:08 PM
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a. vast armies of my decendents will take over the universe.
q. why does tv suck so much on a Sunday?
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#69390
04/22/2001 2:25 PM
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A. Because you live in england.
Q. Does sally's last answer make you worry about the future of the gene pool..
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#69391
04/22/2001 3:29 PM
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A: Oh yes!
Q: What's wrong with living in England?
[ Linked Image] Sex is like air, you don't realise how important it is 'til you're not getting any
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#69392
04/22/2001 4:33 PM
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A. TV sucks on sundays.
Q. Why does american tv still scare me?
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#69393
04/23/2001 3:55 AM
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A: Because at the moment you're 46% sane. It'll make sense again when you're back in the decimals. Q: Wasn't this guy in Ferris Bueler's Day Off? ![[Linked Image]](http://www.iamcal.com/ubbdev/johnm.gif) = ![[Linked Image]](http://208.56.206.94/tl/AlanRuck.jpg) ? [ April 23, 2001 04:05 AM: Message edited by: TL ]
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#69394
04/23/2001 1:53 PM
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a. stunt man  q. do you have canned heat in your heels?
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#69395
04/23/2001 2:43 PM
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A. Ummm nope?
Q. Favorite chinese food dish?
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#69396
04/23/2001 2:59 PM
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a. spare ribs or sweet + sour chicken ball thingys.
q. favorite type of curry (all who answer korma will be damned to hell)
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#69397
04/23/2001 3:15 PM
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A: Navaratan Paneer Korma. (!= korma)
Q: How much time would the server have taken, while updating this thread, when i press the "Add Reply" Button?
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#69398
04/23/2001 11:10 PM
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A: 10 years Q: Did you know that that picture of me up there was taken with a junky PC Video Camera and in bad lighting conditions? 
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