Corpulent Camel Cake, Part I (Ingredients)A succulent delight indulged in by only the finest and most demented denizens of my sock drawer. The ingredient list is quite extensive and rather out of sorts, but obtaining everything is half the fun...
- 1 camel, preferably unused, one from the breeding pits at the temple of the Screaming Electron
- 2 kidiots, preferably of the hax0r variety, make sure they have no redeeming value before you pick em up.
- 15 liters of military grade napalm
- 1 Cattle prod
- A couple squid if you can get em'
- 25 Gallons of Stubbs extra spicy steak sauce.
If you actually manage to get all the ingredients together, you should damn well know what to do with them, and If you don't then ask someone who knows...