#81443
02/16/2002 10:47 PM
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Q: I know a guy who got dreds and when you took them out guess what he found in them?
A: Richard Simmons
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#81444
02/16/2002 11:04 PM
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Posts: 436
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Q. Who's a pony?
A. Green Day
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#81445
02/17/2002 12:50 AM
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Posts: 6,708
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Q. Who Sings "Time of your life"
A. High
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#81446
02/17/2002 1:46 AM
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Q. What am I?
A. About 6 inches.
(Hey! Nothing dirty... get your mind out of the gutter!)
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#81447
02/17/2002 1:51 AM
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Joined: Sep 2000
Posts: 4,211
Master Hacker
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Q. How long is half of a foot?
A. "He that findeth his live shall lose it: and he that loseth his life for my sake shall find it."
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#81448
02/17/2002 2:19 AM
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Q. What is a quote that Bryan Ricker (me) has never heard?
A. Your pinky finger.
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#81449
02/17/2002 4:40 AM
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Posts: 6,708
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Q. Which finger is on the end?
A. Yummy
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#81450
02/17/2002 7:45 AM
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Joined: Dec 2001
Posts: 699
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Q: Describe Fish and Chips (  ) A: Subwoofer
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#81451
02/17/2002 10:38 AM
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Posts: 442
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Q: what is the term used for a device that turns elecrical impulses into low frequency sound?
A:Quechua
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#81452
02/17/2002 11:21 AM
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Posts: 145
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Q: What language did the word "lagniappe" derive from?
A: Mitochondrea
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#81453
02/17/2002 11:26 AM
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Posts: 436
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Q. What is the "power-house" of an animal and plant cell?
A. Fat
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#81454
02/17/2002 11:36 AM
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Posts: 145
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Q: Does this make me look skinny or fat?
A: Netfirms
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#81455
02/17/2002 11:38 AM
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Joined: Sep 2000
Posts: 4,211
Master Hacker
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Q. What free web host is the most popular with warez people and users of pirated UBBs? A. body {font-size: 13px; font-family: verdana; color: black; background-color: white}
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#81456
02/17/2002 11:41 AM
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Posts: 145
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Q: Whats an example of html that you'd find near the top of the document
A: Ofcorse not.
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#81457
02/17/2002 12:17 PM
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Joined: Dec 2001
Posts: 699
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Q: Will UBBDev use Snitz? A: Nokia 3310
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#81458
02/17/2002 12:27 PM
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Joined: Mar 2001
Posts: 7,394
Admin / Code Breaker
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Q. Which cellphone is even worse than the newest Motorola? A. Yes, I agree UBBDev rules .
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#81459
02/17/2002 12:37 PM
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Posts: 145
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Q: Is it just me or does UBBDev rock?
A: Only on thursdays
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#81460
02/17/2002 12:52 PM
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Joined: Nov 2001
Posts: 436
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Q. What days does Bryan have History tests?
A. Orange, Month, Circle, Purple
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#81461
02/17/2002 1:04 PM
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Posts: 145
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Q: Edit: nope, that question was totally unacceptable.
EDIT: Sorry shoulda known... -DD
A: Afrojacks
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#81462
02/17/2002 1:57 PM
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Joined: Nov 2001
Posts: 436
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Q. What is the ghetto version of Applejacks?
A. Fourty-Two
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#81463
02/18/2002 8:06 AM
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Joined: Mar 2001
Posts: 7,394
Admin / Code Breaker
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Q. What's your age? A. I've been there a few years ago, it was so cool 
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#81464
02/18/2002 3:30 PM
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Joined: Jul 2001
Posts: 145
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Q: Has anyone ever been to Disney Land? please respond with a grammical error if you have.
A: IkonBoard
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#81465
02/18/2002 3:33 PM
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Joined: Mar 2001
Posts: 7,394
Admin / Code Breaker
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Q. What's DarkDevil's favorite BB program? A. Yeah, right!  DD, btw, what was the grammatical error?! 
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#81466
02/18/2002 4:44 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by DarkDevil:
Q: Has anyone ever been to Disney Land? please respond with a grammical error if you have.
:laughing so hard he falls off his chair:
(The grammical error was "I've been there a few years ago...")
Anyways...
Q. Do you think IkonBoard is better than UBB?
A. Vibrating Santa Clause
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#81467
02/18/2002 5:57 PM
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Posts: 145
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Q: BloggerMan, in your opinion whats the best festive adult toy around?
(Yea.. it was "I've been there a few years ago")
A: Your Mom
EDIT: And IkonBoard is NOT my favorite board... UltimateBB is my fav...
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#81468
02/18/2002 6:16 PM
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Joined: Nov 2001
Posts: 436
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Haha, I knew someone would say something like that.
Q. Who makes my dinner?
A. , , and Booze
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#81469
02/19/2002 9:29 AM
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Joined: Nov 2000
Posts: 717
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Q - What helps Bloggerman write better sentences? [btw guys "grammical" is pretty funny all on its own ] A - Yeah, when hell freezes over.
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#81470
02/19/2002 9:52 AM
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Posts: 145
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Q: Does anyone think UBB will ever be free?
A: The Ataris
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#81471
02/19/2002 2:23 PM
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Posts: 442
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Q: What computer was never quite as good as the amiga?
A: £148.99
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#81472
02/19/2002 5:17 PM
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Joined: Dec 2001
Posts: 699
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Q: Name an amount I cannot afford/Name an amount slightly higher than a UBB licence in GB£
A: Webcams
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#81473
02/19/2002 7:42 PM
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Posts: 442
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Q: what PC peripheral was designed solely for the use of perverts?
A: Knee high PVC boots
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#81474
02/19/2002 7:57 PM
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Joined: Feb 2002
Posts: 2,286
Veteran
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Q. What must I stop pinching from the wife?
A. Jaguar
Fans Focus - Focusing on Fans of Sport (Okay - mainly football (the British variety at the moment - but expanding all the time....)
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#81475
02/19/2002 9:14 PM
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Posts: 436
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quote:
Originally posted by BloggerMan:
Haha, I knew someone would say something like that.
Q. Who makes my dinner?
A. , , and Booze
Sorry, CyberSitter :Rolls eyes:
Q. What is the coolest car ever made?
A. 64 Ounce Coke
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#81476
02/19/2002 9:24 PM
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Posts: 145
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Q: How much coke on average do i drink every 5 hours? (including sleep)
A: Very Bushy
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#81477
02/20/2002 12:55 AM
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Joined: May 2001
Posts: 6,708
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Q. In The forest it's...
A. Building
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#81478
02/20/2002 7:26 PM
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Posts: 436
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Q. One of the tallest buildings ever made is the Empire State...
A. Turn up the Flame, Step on the Gas.
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#81479
02/21/2002 12:26 AM
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Posts: 6,708
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Q. How Do You move a car?
A. Chocolate
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#81480
02/21/2002 12:54 AM
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Posts: 436
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Q. Oh my god! What's that on the ground?!?!
A. She's a rebel's forgotten son.
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#81481
02/21/2002 5:42 PM
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Posts: 145
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Q: Whos your Cousin Moms S/he child? A: What does this look like ![[Linked Image]](http://www.accesswave.ca/~nickg/images/icon100.gif) BTW: I made this based on them BlockHeads someone made... i think it was GrassRattler
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#81482
02/21/2002 8:44 PM
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Posts: 436
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Q. Will you ask me a question?
A. An export of the revolution
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