#81483
02/22/2002 6:11 PM
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Q: What is it when... well you know... they export.. and then the... and the whole... and revolt.. and such... you know what i'm talking about?
A: "Sex Vs Logic"
EDIT: And i did ask you a question... I asked you what that icon looked like.. unless you were asking me to ask you a question and that would be the question i asked you and then it would make sence...
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#81484
02/24/2002 3:53 PM
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Sorry, I was problem High...
Q. What is "cigoL sv xeS" backwards?
A. All her doubts were someone else's point of view.
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#81485
02/24/2002 4:25 PM
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Q: Try to confuse me
A: Eggybread
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#81486
02/24/2002 5:45 PM
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Q: What do you get when you put Egg in Bread but you put a little bit to much in.
A: The oldest job in the world
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#81487
02/24/2002 7:25 PM
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Q. What do you call Working at McDonalds?
A. D'oh!
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#81488
02/24/2002 7:34 PM
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Q: What does homer say when he hits his head on stuff...
A: On the floor
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#81489
02/25/2002 4:00 PM
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Posts: 717
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q - Where can you find 90% of scats' wardrobe?
a - Ayeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
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#81490
02/25/2002 4:37 PM
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Q: What do they said in that commerical for that outback suv or whatever its called?
A: Fun with Q-Tips!
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#81491
02/26/2002 12:53 AM
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Q. What can you have fun with?
A. Madness...
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#81492
02/26/2002 9:30 AM
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— So if you've come in off the street
And you're beginning to feel the heat
Well listen buster, you better start to move your feet
To the rockinest rock steady beat of....
— A broken heart.
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#81493
02/26/2002 2:50 PM
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Q: What do I get when someone doesn't follow the Q/A format of this post?
A: Judge Jules
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#81494
02/26/2002 8:26 PM
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Q. What judge has the last name "Jules"?
A. Printer paper
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#81495
02/26/2002 9:15 PM
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Q: What am i running low on?
A: Sum 41
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#81496
02/27/2002 12:17 AM
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Q. Whats a good band?
A. Keyboard
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#81497
02/27/2002 2:45 PM
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Q: What can i play the wedding song on?
A: The Pen fifteen Club
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#81498
02/27/2002 3:03 PM
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Q: What name does a bunch of teenagers collecting pens give themselves???
A: Geuryella
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#81499
02/27/2002 3:47 PM
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Pooh-Bah
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Q: What is an uncommon phonetic spelling for "Gorilla"
A: Artificial Flavoring
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#81500
02/27/2002 4:45 PM
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Q - What's Condit's word made of?
A - Sugar and Spice
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#81501
02/27/2002 4:52 PM
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Q: What goes with anything nice?
A: Purple Monkey Dishwashers
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#81502
02/27/2002 4:59 PM
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Q - What doesn't go with anything nice?
A - Toe-nail clippers
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#81503
02/27/2002 8:07 PM
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Q: What do i desprately need yet cannot find?
A: The Leaning Tower of Cheese-a! EHHH!
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#81504
03/01/2002 12:44 AM
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Q. Say something that makes you look foolish.
A. Big, black, and sun-burned.
(By the way...
A: The Pen fifteen Club
As in, Pen15 ... hahaha)
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#81505
03/01/2002 12:47 AM
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Q. Whats something that doesn't make much sence?  A. Exotic.
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#81506
03/01/2002 1:00 AM
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Q. What's my favorite kind of dancer? A. 
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#81507
03/01/2002 1:02 AM
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Q. Show me a Grin.
A. Think hard for this one
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#81508
03/01/2002 10:24 PM
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Q: I can't think of a question... what should i do?
A: No i will not have "whoopy" with you!
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#81509
03/01/2002 11:16 PM
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Q. Can we have Ice cream?
A. Go baby
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#81510
03/02/2002 12:13 AM
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Q. What does an uninthusiastic mother say to her baby in the Baby Races?
A. Melodramatic Fool
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#81511
03/02/2002 7:15 AM
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Q. What are you? A. Something Big.
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#81512
03/03/2002 10:36 AM
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Q: What am I hiding in my trousers?
A: 5th place
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#81513
03/03/2002 12:09 PM
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Q. If you were in a race with 3 people, what place would you get?
A. Blue!
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#81514
03/03/2002 1:14 PM
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Q: What color is the sky?
A: 12,422,546
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#81515
03/03/2002 6:01 PM
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Q: How many members will my site have by the end of the year?
A: Sapphire
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#81516
03/03/2002 6:42 PM
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Spotlight Winner
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Q. What avatar will Wando get next? A. Sad. 
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#81517
03/03/2002 8:05 PM
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Q: How does the rubbish tv tonight make me feel?
A: backside 720 with a stalefish
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#81518
03/03/2002 9:14 PM
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Spotlight Winner
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Q. What's a hard skateboarding trick?
A. Lemon-Lime Gatorade.
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#81519
03/03/2002 9:14 PM
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Q: Whats the first trick i should do in the half pipe when i go snowboarding this week?
A: Comfirmation
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#81520
03/04/2002 12:39 AM
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Q. What do you need before you ruin somebody's site? A. I keep On Falling.
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#81521
03/04/2002 2:55 PM
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Q: If you fell off a cliff and you had a chance to land on a ledge but your ex (who you dumped because shes gross as anything you've ever seen befor) was on the ledge you could land on what would you do?
A: Walking down the street
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