#89671
05/27/2004 12:30 AM
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Joined: Mar 2000
Posts: 21,079 Likes: 3
I type Like navaho
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I type Like navaho
Joined: Mar 2000
Posts: 21,079 Likes: 3 |
- Perhaps today is a good day to die... I say we ship it."
- Specifications are for the weak and timid!!
- This machine is a piece of GAGH! I need dual Pentium (!) processors if I am to do battle with this code.
- You cannot really appreciate Dilbert unless you've read it in the original Klingon.
- Indentation?! I will show you how to indent when I indent your skull!
- What is this talk of 'release'? Klingons do not make software 'releases'. Our software escapes, leaving a bloody trail of designers and quality assurance people in its wake!
- Klingon function calls do not have "parameters" - they have "arguments"- and they ALWAYS WIN THEM.
- Debugging? Klingons do not debug. Our software does not coddle the weak.
- I have challenged the entire Quality Assurance team to a Bat-Leh contest! They will not concern us again.
- A TRUE Klingon warrior does not comment his code.
- By filing this bug report you have challenged the honor of my family. Prepare to die!
- You question the worthiness of my code? I should kill you where you stand!
- Our users will know fear and cower before our software! Ship it! Ship it and let them flee like the dogs they are!
[Demonic cackling] Possibly only Charles will find this funny 
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#89672
05/27/2004 12:26 PM
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Joined: Nov 2001
Posts: 745
Admin Emeritus
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Admin Emeritus
Joined: Nov 2001
Posts: 745 |
I'm guessing he's probably said those at the office
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#89673
05/27/2004 2:05 PM
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Joined: Jan 2000
Posts: 5,833 Likes: 20
UBBDev / UBBWiki Owner
Time Lord
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UBBDev / UBBWiki Owner
Time Lord
Joined: Jan 2000
Posts: 5,833 Likes: 20 |
- What is this talk of 'release'? Klingons do not make software 'releases'. Our software escapes, leaving a bloody trail of designers and quality assurance people in its wake!
- I have challenged the entire Quality Assurance team to a Bat-Leh contest! They will not concern us again.
- By filing this bug report you have challenged the honor of my family. Prepare to die!
ROTFL
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#89674
05/28/2004 11:47 AM
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Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 817
Moderator / Kingpin
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Moderator / Kingpin
Joined: Feb 2001
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- Posting a vulnerability without notifying the vendor first is dishonorable and shall result in a one way trip to the Rura Penthe Slave Labor Camp.
- RTFM or DIE!
- Thats not a bug, Tribbles infested the server!
- Bad gagh landed all the sysadmins in the hospital.
- It doesn't work becuase your modem doesn't speak Klingon!
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#89675
05/29/2004 6:25 PM
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Joined: Jan 2000
Posts: 5,833 Likes: 20
UBBDev / UBBWiki Owner
Time Lord
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UBBDev / UBBWiki Owner
Time Lord
Joined: Jan 2000
Posts: 5,833 Likes: 20 |
:chants "CAMP CAMP CAMP CAMP CAMP!:
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