Yes, I have loads of patience, but if it is obvious they just want it given to them... then I gotta draw the line... they want a tattoo with "ubb hacker" on their left bicep, but they refuse to even get a text editor that numbers lines...

These people will be using the vinkulum self-installer, if they choose to go the manual way, they must show they have read and understand some series of articles on perl basics (like the one Mark and Charles have pointed to repeatedly and some of the stuff Charles id working on...).

Oh yeah, this is where "the developers corner/ niche/ zone/ etc" will come in handy to shield you some in this Charles....