A Joke - 11/30/2000 8:07 PM
A programmer was crossing a road one-day when a frog called out to him and
said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess".
He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke
up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful
princess, I will stay with you for one week." The programmer took the frog
out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to
the pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back
into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want." Again the
programmer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a
beautiful princess and I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you
want. Why
won't you kiss me?"
The programmer said, "Look I'm an programmer. I don't have time for a
girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool.
Socrates
ForumExperts
said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess".
He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke
up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful
princess, I will stay with you for one week." The programmer took the frog
out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to
the pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back
into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want." Again the
programmer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a
beautiful princess and I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you
want. Why
won't you kiss me?"
The programmer said, "Look I'm an programmer. I don't have time for a
girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool.
Socrates
ForumExperts