Hello. My name is Fat Bastard. I have not been on these boards very long, but I have come to realise that some people may be a little bit disturbed by your dedication to your electronic toys.

There are two humorous purity tests that everyone must try and then post the results below.

1. The computer geek purity test: http://www.freespeech.org/ljk/purity.html

2. The web designing purity test: http://jero.simplenet.com/purity/

Please answer the questions truthfully then post the results below. I look forward to your replies.


Fat Bastard blows his pipe of smoulders, blankets smoke into the room

Freespeach: 84% pure
Simplenet: 61.5% pure
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freespeach 67.2%
simplenet 53.8

hmmmm those answers aren't always fair I have the Server in my house so I do spend anywhere from 8 to 16 hours on it doing code work (although not all is Website Related).. My wife hates []/w3timages/icons/frown.gif[/] the DAMN computer but understands []/w3timages/icons/smile.gif[/] that I am trying to get my Business Going and willing to let me WORK to the bone to get it DONE!! Almost there....[]/w3timages/icons/cool.gif[/]

Regards,



Mike West

Freespeech - - 86.4 %
Simplenet - - 47.7 %

I feel so inadequate.....I should have lied.... {:o)

Hum...
freespeech: 81.6% computer pure
simplenet: 33.1% Web Designing pure (66.9% Web Designing corrupt)

Mateo Byler
CruceDeCaminos.com

Geek: 81.6% corrupt (18.4% pure)
Web: 74.6% corrupt (25.6% pure)

You owe the Oracle a life.

D

Geek: 54.4%
Web: 43.8%

phew []/w3timages/icons/shocked.gif[/]

Hatter
http://www.carfaxabbey.net

Ahh forgot to mention mine were pure[]/w3timages/icons/smile.gif[/]

can't re-edit allotted time gone..

Regards

Mike West

Geek: 84% pure
Design: 18.5% pure

And to think, they mentioned PSP... ugh! []/w3timages/icons/wink.gif[/]

Muhammad Chishti
Creative dIRECTOR
[:white]http://www.imcuniverse.com

*stands up, clears throat*

It looks like we may have a winner......could I have the envelope please.....

*drum roll*

It is......Derek Balling from Yahoo, otherwise known Dredd. 81.6% computer geek - 74.6% web publising corrupt.

*applause*

A question for Derek.....did you solve The Great Underground Empire?

Fat Bastard blows his pipe of smoulders, blankets smoke into the room