Don't you just hate it when you can't sleep and you're as bored as anything?..

For some reason, I can't sleep today.. so here I am, 1.45am, bored to tears, waiting to get even remotely tired..

Anyone want to play hopscotch?

See lucia, you ARE bored without me

Just a thought

You could always call me and wake me up and complain ... or something like that.

- DB

Cal, well, there's bored, and then there's the option I have when you're around, which is removing my brain with a spoon because it can't stand what you're doing to it.. ..

DB, naw, I'm not that mean.. if I ever call you, it'll be when you're awake to appreciate it..

*ring ring*

*ring ring*

"Uuuh.. Hello?"

"DB, it's 3:00 in the morning, and I'm sitting drinking tequila, thinking of you." *click*

lol.. except for the tequila part.. I don't often drink tequila.. replace that with scotch..

*ring ring*
*ring ring*

"Uuuh.. Hello?"

"HELLLOW Maat!!! is free in 'th mornin, and I'm PISHED on scotch! hehehehehehehe" *thud*

"Hello? Hello?"

*beep beep beep beep*

pfst.. like any lady, I know how to handle my drink.. I grew up in a mining village, so I'm hard..
or something..

V 3.0 - corrected for Lucias alcoholic tolerances

*ring ring*
*ring ring*
"Hi?"

"Looooocia! HELLLOW! iss Maat!!! yoo are soo bootifl... to MEEEEEE! Is free in 'th mornin, and I'm PISHED on scotch! hehehehehehehe" *thud*

"Hello? Hello?"

*beep beep beep beep* *click*

*9-1-1*

"Hello, police?"

Hmm, and you wonder why I never give out my phone number..