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Posted By: Blaze Straight Up Posers! - 05/04/2001 1:02 AM
Icy Hot Stunaz


Icy Hot Stunaz my ass they should be called the biggest posers on the net, here they go calling themseleves ballers, and they aint even got 20 inch rims..::shakes head:: laugh wink
Posted By: Jamin Re: Straight Up Posers! - 05/04/2001 1:34 AM
With names like "Blade," "Freeze," and (my favorite) "Da Flame," what do you expect?! wink

And they've done such a great job with the wonderfully gratuitous use of tiny lens flares on all their jewelry. They must have had MS Paint for all of a few days to make stuff like that!

---Skorpion
Posted By: TL Re: Straight Up Posers! - 05/04/2001 1:40 AM
Maybe we should introduce them to my good friend Johnny.

http://www.geocities.com/mmmport_tuner/

laugh
Posted By: GoTorankusuKu Re: Straight Up Posers! - 05/04/2001 1:43 AM
Dat's wuh happinz win white dawgz try 2 talk ebonix...:p
Posted By: AllenAyres Re: Straight Up Posers! - 05/04/2001 2:24 AM
Heads up, G's, 'cuz tha A-Dog is in tha house, still kickin' it hardcore as tha Mack Daddy DaddyMack Enforca keepin' it real at tha U-B-B-D-E-V-DOT-C-O-M!

Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, bruthahs 'n' sistahs... them pretendas be a bunch o whack fools, knowwhutimsayin? They ain't neva made it outta tha parkin lot of they local mall.. fo re-al! Pretendin to be balla's.. I oughta go Hong Kong on tha sorry fools before I step out for tha nite ma sef. Shiiiyooottt, (;)) right now I be feelin my magic marker of death, jes waitin for them fools to peek their eye outta tha mom's house.

aight aight, befo ma peeps go thinkin i'm all hard an stuff (;)), jes wanna give some props to ma crew who be workin it nite n day heyeah for tha newbies.. answerin fool questions like "How do I post a message?", How do I find who's online, and get it to work on my v6 beta 7.3? ", you know, whack stuff like that... Das OK, cuz you know I be watchin whatchu doin heyeah... So I wanna give a shout-out to all y'all who been good to tha A-Train. Stone-cold supastars like that big CC, high-rolla playas Matt, GoTo & Greg, Skorp, cal, and all tha playas that be holdin down tha international scene. SpaWn, I ain't neva gonna foget you neither.. you been like a brotha to me... even when we wuz doin time at tha old UBBCHH... Mad props also go out to tha membas new and old who be makin this site what it be today... much love brotha's and sista's, much love.

So, I be dedicatin this post to all mah homeys near n far fo keepin it real.. peace... Except fo tha fools at tha vB, tha iB, whateva BB... you best be sleepin wit one eye open, cuz you on mah list...

word to ya motha...

out...
Posted By: Matt Jacob Re: Straight Up Posers! - 05/04/2001 2:39 AM
Oh man, someone has laced Allen's Tylenol supply again... when will the madness end? laugh

Yo, I gotta return that shout out to the A-ster for givin me dem mad propz for reresentin all da UBBDev homies. We do da best we be taught how, just givin up our tiz-iiiiime here to help y'all whack G's wit yo problems. Don't go ganking them copies of UBB from those otha warez sitez tho, else you best be runnin from deez eyez of mine.

Peace. smile
Posted By: TL Re: Straight Up Posers! - 05/04/2001 3:16 AM
I wonder if the homeboyzz have met Herbert Kornfeld ...
Posted By: AllenAyres Re: Straight Up Posers! - 05/04/2001 3:28 AM
mebbe... he be my idol...:D
Posted By: Greg Hard Re: Straight Up Posers! - 05/04/2001 4:07 AM
It ain't me yo. I ain't lacin no shyt in a-dawg's tylenol. I be banging it up up in da house yo!

-MM-Dawg in DA HOUSE!
Posted By: Jamin Re: Straight Up Posers! - 05/04/2001 4:50 AM
Yo yo yo muthaeffers!! Big ol' s-dawg hizere in the hizouse! It was mizee that put the shiznit in da big man A-dawg's tylenizol! & Dat wuz some PHAT shiznit, 2! If I wuz a grudgin' man, you'd owe me sumtin like tree-fidy now, a-dawg! Anywizay, Big missa H. Kornfield be chillin' wit mizee on the weekendz like it ain't nuthin on sale at k-mart!

Hizere's the mad phat crazy shout-outs to my homiez up in da big K to da C!!! And propz to all dose who be chillin' wit me @ schizool!

/me runs away screaming at the insanity that just left my fingers...

---Skorpion
Posted By: H.A.L.L. Re: Straight Up Posers! - 05/04/2001 7:45 AM
i can't believe you fuccin people, makin fun of ebonic's like its a joke, why don't you people grow up and stop makin fun of people who are different from you... makes me fuccin sick... im really surprised at allen *shakes head* an dis aint no damn "white" boy like dem im a straight up black man.
peace the fucc out mad

[ May 04, 2001 12:48 AM: Message edited by: Tyrone ]
Posted By: Mr.Clean Re: Straight Up Posers! - 05/04/2001 8:29 AM
GO! Tyrone very nice... i love speaken that ebonics shtiz also. da **** is phat. Beta then talkin normal! just cus peps talk that way dont mean da stupid.

See if i want i can talk very normal but talking crazy brings the fun in life
Posted By: AllenAyres Re: Straight Up Posers! - 05/04/2001 10:14 AM
Tyrone... smile

If you read the site the links went to and had just a little humor yourself, you would see I wasn't making fun of ebonics, I was making fun of little mama's boy white boys who have never left the suburbs thinking they are big time gangsta's. I am sure the site itself was doing the same thing (a parody), as surely there isn't 3 white boys that lame... it's quite possible tho... wink

As long as I have known you I woulda thought you knew me better than that, but I am not gonna sweat it too long ...:)
Posted By: Digital Boy Re: Straight Up Posers! - 05/04/2001 1:08 PM
Exactly ...

I mean, what you can't see is that the picture was taken at the country club that these boys' parents belong to.

- DB
Posted By: Digital Boy Re: Straight Up Posers! - 05/04/2001 2:09 PM
Ok, I know I shouldn't let this get to me, but these guys REALLY piss me off. This is exactly what happens when suburban parents try and protect their children by raising them in a community full of daydreamers with way too much money and way too much time on their hands.

Parents, want to give your kids a real education? Raise them in the city, as opposed to the suburbs. Why, here's just some of what you DON'T get in living in the suburbs:

  • Cultural Diversity
  • Reality
  • Street Sense (something I saw WAY TOO many people at college didn't have. It's actually physically scary!)
  • An understanding that not everyone has five cars in their garage and an underground pool.
  • A sense of self respect when you come home after working eight hours and have something to show for it.


- DB
Posted By: DJLunacy Re: Straight Up Posers! - 05/04/2001 4:58 PM
Icy Hot Stunnaz

I wanna send those flamers some e-mailz
Posted By: Digital Boy Re: Straight Up Posers! - 05/04/2001 6:05 PM
I think that they should be flooded with email... although from reading their page they apparently are already getting tons of it.

- DB
Posted By: H.A.L.L. Re: Straight Up Posers! - 05/04/2001 7:50 PM
im not gonna lie allen, i laughed when i saw dem kids , but den i saw yall actin like dat and i got pissed. it made me feel you were makin fun of black peeps not jus dem white icy hot stuntaz boys.
Posted By: Digital Boy Re: Straight Up Posers! - 05/04/2001 8:12 PM
What we're making fun of is INDIVIDUALS (Black, White, or otherwise) who are trying to be all hard when they most likely live in rich, suburban Amerikkka. These "boys" (which is really what they are,) wouldn't last a second in South Philly dressed like that. As for the poser who says he's been in for "armed robbery" I would like to know what exactly went down (keeping in mind stealing a piece of candy while holding a stick is technically armed robbery.)

As for their "gear," it's more than obvious that their parents funded all of that. How are 18 year-olds going to get cash like that otherwise? Drugs? In this case, I think not. Seasoned dealers don't advertise their craft. Therefore, these guys are either really stupid or really pampered.

- DB
Posted By: freak.scene Re: Straight Up Posers! - 05/04/2001 8:27 PM
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I think they are both

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Posted By: AllenAyres Re: Straight Up Posers! - 05/04/2001 8:34 PM
T, it's much more fun to make fun of fakes than the real deal... I didn't disrespect people who grew up that way, just the ones who got it from watching TV... I still think the site is a parody of upper-middle class white wanna-be thugs... smile
Posted By: Digital Boy Re: Straight Up Posers! - 05/04/2001 9:18 PM
Bring them down to Philly!!

- DB
Posted By: Greg Hard Re: Straight Up Posers! - 05/04/2001 10:23 PM
HAHA! Relax T, no biggie. I respect people who grew up/grow up that way.
Posted By: Greg Hard Re: Straight Up Posers! - 05/04/2001 10:32 PM
Online pimps. Whats next?

[ May 04, 2001 03:33 PM: Message edited by: MasterMind ]
Posted By: Lucia Re: Straight Up Posers! - 05/05/2001 2:42 AM
Online water sculpture...

Sorry, in a very random mood.. laugh
Posted By: GoTorankusuKu Re: Straight Up Posers! - 05/05/2001 5:36 AM
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LOL! Keep et on da down lo A-dawg...:D
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