Here are the rules.

Add a line or two to our storyline. Please keep it clean and not too idiotic. Try not to dominate the thread so others can get a chance to participate, and steer the storyline of course. If this goes well, maybe we'll put the finished story in a future U-Zine

I'll start us off with the obligatory....

Once upon a time...

there was a young little boy with grand hopes of getting a Commodore 64 for Christmas.

but they were smashed to pieces when he realised he was not living in the past...

Fortunately, we have eBay and the young lad anxiously waited a week for the auction to end.

To his parent's surprise the young lad had used their credit card for this old and yet rather expensive piece of machinery.

Fortunately, paypal screwed up the transaction and his parents were never charged for it.

So they confined him in his room forcing him to program their UBB

But the scheming little Devil swapped it for Vbb and just changed the copyright logos around.

He then proceeded to steal people away from the UBB community in hopes to one day..

...make vB rule the world. But UBB carried on being popular...

with the elite underground known as UbbDev who are secretly modding a board which will secue Ubb as the top forum manufacturers.

but the kid was hard headed, and his evil reached to all sides of ubbdev, until one day the local super hero LK said..

you really must stop spamming every forum with your posts... and furthermore...

...the kid carried on spamming, so Allen...

got scared and wet his pants because he..

drank too much last night and rushed out the door this morning before having a chance to

find the spammer hiding behind a potplant. So the spammer decided to...

get all his friends to spam chit chat...

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in hopes to take over the board for themselves. But little did the spammer and his cronies know that the mighty Charles Capps was...

Guarding the coffee machine when his PA came and told him about the spammers. Charles instantly returned to his PC and...

...got to the UBBDev CP, but...

it was to late the spammers crashed the server. Then...

everyone got angry that the server got crashed and decided to..

...form an unruly mob that eventually...

got sidetracked because everyone got into a "less filling/tastes great" debate. Meanwhile, the spammers were about to unfurl their master plan, which involved...

shaving cats and rats..

totally bald. they then would..

scratch the shavers and the cats would live in a palace with me so they could..

eat lord dexter alive, meanwhile LK got the idea of making..

a big robot to...

... make the best combination of herbs to put on lord dexter. then lord dexter ...

Got roasted and the herbs were put on him and..

Superman came, and fought against LK and all those guys who wanted to eat LD, but ...

superman was killed too. So they decided to share the herbs and put them on LD and superman, but then....

~Jon

Anime loo ate both of them without noticing, and the other folks were mad at him and they ...

decided that cannibalism isn't the way to run a productive community, so instead they decided to form a softball team, whereby...

users played against admins and moderators in a fight to the...

get to the olympics, but they were both disqualified since they only played online...When they heard this, they...

~Jon

revolted against the Olympic committee and called the French

President and Immigrant, although it was True...

...so the French president decided to...

kill everyone there and...

move on to the real task at hand...

which was to eliminate..

..the coffee machine which a certain winged coffee monkey was guarding...

However, caffeine does rather odd things to monkeys; which...

Make the world a better place to

drink more caffiene with the monkeys and..

let the criminals run wild

around the top of..

the 1 word story post that needs a word to rise it to the top. (really, I don't wanna bump it, some1 please psot on it!

If it dies, too bad. We don't need that many games.

that is in imagination, not in reality becasue we

like to do other stuff like..o_O

like poop on the toilet

and go to the...

hooters bar in Cancun Mexico

where they liked to..

drink long island iced teas before they head over too

the bus that was floating on..

midair, o shoot I'm high!

But on the way home

he saw a big..

pig with funny...

Edit: Ugh, I didn't notice all the other pages

ears which were..

yummy bacon in my stomach

and he didn't like the bacon so..

he joined the peta to

take over the world and order all earthlings to ...

buy American

children and enslave them to help him finishing his evil plan which makes ...

pudding in those eetsy beetsy