#69079
04/01/2001 4:20 PM
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A: Coz I punched the rest out. I am an 'ard man who likes to copy Vinnie Jones style!
Q: What was with your *weird* answer?
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#69080
04/01/2001 4:49 PM
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A: That's the only answers I know how to give.
Q: Why does a black widow spider have a red dot on it's back?
Cheers, hooper
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#69081
04/01/2001 5:35 PM
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A: Oh, the "You Are Here"? It's so that they don't get lost.
Q: Who is Edward Kriz, already?!! Arrrrrgh!
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#69082
04/01/2001 7:51 PM
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A: Cal knows, he told me + Sal earlier.  Q: Is it true Ted has an army of winged UBB monkeys he's planning to release on IkonBoard? BONUS Q: Is it true Charles is the chief flying monkey? [ April 01, 2001: Message edited by: Borg ]
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#69083
04/01/2001 7:54 PM
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A: Yes. Q: Does cal own a flying monkey?
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#69084
04/01/2001 7:58 PM
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A. Yes.
Q. Who was the oldest queen of England?
[ April 01, 2001: Message edited by: Matt Jacob ]
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#69085
04/01/2001 8:20 PM
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A: Navaho
Q: Who was his King?
This is the designed behavior.
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#69086
04/01/2001 8:32 PM
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A: Sally
Q: When is kharn gonna turn on his cam?
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#69087
04/01/2001 8:48 PM
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#69088
04/01/2001 10:27 PM
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A. No, absolutely positively no you may not have another cookie.
Q. Where can I buy winged monkeys?
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#69089
04/01/2001 10:58 PM
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A: At the winged monkey store, silly. Q: What's a good way to get back at Brian for that navaho=queen reference. 
Picture perfect penmanship here.
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#69090
04/01/2001 11:34 PM
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A: Bring Freddy Mercury to his house and show him what *really* happens to guys who are referred to as "Queen".
Q: How many people know who Freddy Mercury is?
---Skorpion
Don't put that signature in your mouth! You don't know where it's been!
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#69091
04/02/2001 1:23 AM
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A: A guy who made awesome music.
Q: Which song was the following lyric in? "And I don't like Star Wars"
Picture perfect penmanship here.
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#69092
04/02/2001 6:44 AM
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a. err "I Hate Star Wars" by Darth Vader...*shrug* q. What's a good way to get back at Dark Man X fir the Sally=King reference? 
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#69093
04/02/2001 4:38 PM
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A: punch borg in the stomach Q: *again* When will i get my graphic from MJ? 
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#69094
04/02/2001 4:52 PM
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A. When the very nice and very busy Matt has time to do it I suspect  Q. Complete the following.. "A body at rest...?"
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#69095
04/02/2001 5:21 PM
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A: "a body at rest...." is a body not gettin banged  Q: Will sally really punch borg?
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#69096
04/02/2001 5:41 PM
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A. No, she'll bribe some little kids to gang up on him.
Q. Has anyone here even HEARD of Isaac Newton?
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#69097
04/02/2001 6:37 PM
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A: Isaac Newton: Creator of the theories leading to the Law of Gravity. Q: Who was Robert Hooke? 
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#69098
04/02/2001 6:56 PM
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A: Guy who messed around with springs, and got his own law...
Q: How long before the aliens arrive and wipe out humanity? (aka how long til I'm 18?)
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#69099
04/02/2001 7:03 PM
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A: Seventeen hours, six minutes, and thirty-four seconds at the precise moment of this posting.
Q: How many "Wildest XXXXX Caught On Tape" or "When Good XXXXX Goes Bad" specials has Fox aired?
---Skorpion
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#69100
04/02/2001 7:14 PM
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A: too many
Q: How much money have I spent in the last minute?
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#69101
04/02/2001 7:39 PM
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A: enough to buy me a nice Christmas present
Q: just who IS Edward Kriz? :rolleyes:
Keep smilin
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#69102
04/02/2001 8:56 PM
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A. None of your darn business! A2. Never, I just realized that the image you requested was for pro wrestling, and I believe wrestling is immoral and unethical. Sorry bud, ask somewhere else. Q. Were you affected by the Daylight Savings Time change?
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#69103
04/02/2001 8:59 PM
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A: Yeah.
Q: Who wouldn't be? (Except those guys over in India who think they're special enough to go without time zones.)
---Skorpion
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#69104
04/02/2001 9:05 PM
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A. Some parts of Indiana and most of Arizona.
Q. Where is the official United States atomic clock located?
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#69105
04/02/2001 9:19 PM
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A: Colorado
Q: How many pages will this thread go?
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#69106
04/02/2001 9:29 PM
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A. 30 Q. Which hockey team did my dog chew up this morning?
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#69107
04/02/2001 9:49 PM
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A: I don't know Q: How old ru?
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#69108
04/02/2001 9:58 PM
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A. pi times 7.957747154594
Q. What does "UBB" stand for?
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#69109
04/02/2001 9:59 PM
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A: (johnM) Age is not measured in years, young grasshopper, but in the depth of the spirit and the capacity of the mind  A: (Matt J.) Um... Ill go out on a limb here and say Ultimate Bulletin Board... but I could always be wrong  Q: Why dont those stupid kids just let that darned rabbit have some Trix? [ April 02, 2001: Message edited by: @ragorn ]
Keep smilin
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#69110
04/02/2001 10:26 PM
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A: I think it's because Trix are really some super-addictive drug, and they don't want to give any of it up cuz they need it themselves.
Q: Where did the other two bakers from Cinnamon Toast Crunch go?
---Skorpion
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#69111
04/02/2001 10:39 PM
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@ragorn, Matt was replying to my question  A: The north pole Q: Why did I put a CD icon in this post? 
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#69112
04/03/2001 1:27 AM
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A: Because you have two left hands
Q: Who saw the joke on the FYI page ?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
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#69113
04/03/2001 5:39 AM
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A: I didn't.  Q: Why am I up at 5:45 in the morning? 
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#69114
04/03/2001 5:55 AM
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A: Cause you've had 3 mountain dews in the last 2 hours, dummy. Q:Why am I talking to myself? 
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#69115
04/03/2001 6:00 AM
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a. there was no one around at the time
q. what's the meaning of life?
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#69116
04/03/2001 6:01 AM
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A) Because I wasn't quick enough to reply ! Q) Why do I have this feeling Allen is watching every move I make  ?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
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#69117
04/03/2001 6:24 AM
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Aa: With women clouding our minds, we'll never know  Ab: 'Cause he wants to catch everytime you're too slow. (that's twice :p) Q: Don't you hate simul-posts?
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#69118
04/03/2001 1:53 PM
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A: Yes, exactly why I have the below question.
Q: Why do elephants have long trunks?
[ April 03, 2001: Message edited by: GimmeTech ]
Cheers, hooper
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