#69279
04/11/2001 1:04 PM
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cal, I don't think your friends who are blokes are gonna be too pleased about that  a. ***** factor 10 q. what colour is my wall?
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#69280
04/11/2001 1:15 PM
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A. Green
Q. How many people here were worried at cal's last answer?
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#69281
04/11/2001 1:20 PM
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a. quite a few I should imagine q. how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? btw, it's yellow 
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#69282
04/11/2001 2:30 PM
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A: 2, then it'd take a union break.
Q: How are you gentlemen ! ! (now that you've heard cal's last answer :D)
-DT
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#69283
04/12/2001 1:45 AM
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A: What you say ! !Q: How adorable is my daughter ? 
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#69284
04/12/2001 4:37 AM
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a. she's a bit young for me q. what sound i ask? Just a thought 
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#69285
04/12/2001 4:54 AM
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A: You should ask: "When did I find the time to amass 91351 posts?!"  Q: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
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#69286
04/12/2001 5:06 AM
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a. wtf's a tootsie pop q. as above 
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#69287
04/12/2001 6:03 AM
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a) I'd say its a lollipop, but I am just a humble french person and as such I am not aware of all your american goodies  q) Why did I make such a pointless post ? 
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
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#69288
04/12/2001 6:14 AM
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a. the same reason as the rest of us did  q. why is it so cold?
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#69289
04/12/2001 6:49 AM
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a) Maybe you should close the window  q) why has it been raining in France for the last 2 weeks ? (appart from the fact that we are frogs :D)
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
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#69290
04/12/2001 7:27 AM
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A: cuz its been raining for 2 weeks
Q: how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
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#69291
04/12/2001 12:16 PM
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A: Depends on how fast/strong you lick.
Q: Will this topic go past 20 pages?
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#69292
04/12/2001 12:43 PM
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A: Probably.
Q: Little kid: How about you, Mr. Owl? How many licks does it take to get to the delicious Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? (The owl licks it three times, counting as he licks, then bites it to get to the Tootsie Roll center) Owl: 3. Announcer: How many licks does it take to get to the delicious Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? The world may never know. (oops...theres the answer!)
New Q: So...who thinks my sig image needs work?
-DT
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#69293
04/12/2001 12:58 PM
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me Just a thought 
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#69294
04/12/2001 1:20 PM
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What dos UBB stand for? 
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#69295
04/12/2001 1:27 PM
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A: Ultimate Bulletin Board Q: Who else is noticing how hard it is to make good questions now?  (BTW, I fixed my sig image cal :))
-DT
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#69296
04/12/2001 1:53 PM
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A. Not me, my questions are always startlingly insightful and wonderful
Q. Coke or Pepsi?
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#69297
04/12/2001 2:12 PM
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A: Coke Every Time!!!
Q: Diet or Regular?
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#69298
04/12/2001 2:19 PM
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A: The real stuff. Diet drinks + low fat health rubbish = disgusting. [i]No fat, no sodium, no additives, no flavour.[i]
Q: Name a shong that has only 3 words as the entire lyrics?
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#69299
04/12/2001 2:23 PM
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A: Every slipknot song, the underlying lyrics are actually 'GIVE ME ATTENTION' in every one of their songs!!
Q: Am I correct?
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#69300
04/12/2001 2:55 PM
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A: I believe it actually says "WERE GAY, GIMMIE YOUR MONEY"
Q: Would you believe me if i said im a partener of infopop?
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#69301
04/12/2001 3:10 PM
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A. Depends.. what's a "partener"?..  Q. What are you doing this weekend?
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#69302
04/12/2001 3:24 PM
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A: "What" or "Who"?  Q: Who can I find to go down the pub with me now, since the person I was going with just cancelled? 
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#69303
04/12/2001 3:26 PM
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A. Go there by yourself, as an exercise in self reliance.
Q. How many people believed the "Who" statement in borg's last post?
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#69304
04/12/2001 3:32 PM
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A: ME, and 26 trillion trillion other drones.  Q: Any other Monty Pyton fans in here? 
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#69305
04/12/2001 3:48 PM
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A. That depends, on whether you're talking south african swallows or not..
Q. Most embarrasing thing you did this week?
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#69306
04/12/2001 3:54 PM
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A: /.+/ vs /.{2,}/
Q: What does that mean?
UBB.classic: Love it or hate it, it was mine.
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#69307
04/12/2001 4:05 PM
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A: Picked your nose on camera but no one caught it
Q: Am i right?
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#69308
04/12/2001 4:11 PM
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A: No. Q: Morning Drink(s): Coffee, Tea, or Coke? 
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#69309
04/12/2001 4:17 PM
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A: Out of those, I'd say Coke...but...you forgot hot chocolate, which would be my drink of choice!
Q: Am I watching who's online right at this moment?
-DT
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#69310
04/12/2001 4:18 PM
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a. coke of course  q. favorite chocolate bar?
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#69311
04/12/2001 4:21 PM
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A: Anything. Not picky.  Q: Yes or No?
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#69312
04/12/2001 4:40 PM
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A: Maybe.
Q: (again) Am I watching Who's Online right now?
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#69313
04/12/2001 4:58 PM
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a. no idea
q. Will I ever bother writing up my maths coursework?
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#69314
04/12/2001 5:06 PM
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A: Answer not clear. Ask again later.
Q: (Don't you love those magic 8 balls?)
-DT
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#69315
04/12/2001 5:21 PM
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#69316
04/12/2001 6:44 PM
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a. Yes, but I always shake them until I get the answer I want  q. why did the chicken cross the road?
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#69317
04/12/2001 7:46 PM
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A: B/c Borg Momma was waiting for it
Q: What does Borg's Momma look like?
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#69318
04/12/2001 8:25 PM
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A: A real fox, so I hear. Q: Your least favorite subject in school?
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