What the sign says:
To all Infopop Employees:
Recently Charles Capps has been hanging around our offices. Apparently he's having another delusional episode, and he seems to think he works here (yeah, that will happen when monkeys fly out of my butt...)
Usually he stays out here in the bulding's lobby, but lately he's been venturing up the hall into the staff area.
This is unacceptable. Anyone caught fraternizing with him, other then to inform him that security is on their way, will be reprimanded immediately.
Ignore him completely and maybe [hopefully!] he'll just give up and go away. He doesn't appear to dangerous at the outset, but HAS been exhibiting behavior that worries me. The sooner he goes away, the better.
FYI, We've installed a security camera in the wall behind you, to keep an eye on him.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Ted
[ April 08, 2001: Message edited by: Mark Badolato ]