All,
I have just recently uncovered a horrible secret government plot to conceal the fact that the U.S. government is currently selling and distributing porn to children! Yes, you heard me correctly. Here is my proof:
- If you dial 1-800-FOR-KIDS you get the United States fund for UNICEF. No problems...yet.
- If, however, you dial 1-888-FOR-KIDS you get HOT AND SEXY LADIES! Young children will call this number, hoping to speak to a qualified UNICEF representative and instead get Gigi lounging in her bubble bath of sodomy and government deception!
Now, if you unscramble this cleverly disguised evil and deceptive word puzzle, this is what you get:
GOVERNMENT...FOR...KIDS...PORN = Government porn for kids! Don't believe me? Try it and you will hear the horrible truth for yourselves in your own homes with your very own ears!
This is an atrocity that we MUST put an end to immediately! Write to your congressmen and let them know how you feel. Email this post to every person you know! The truth is out there and we must find it! Once it's found, we need to spread it to others as quickly as possible!
I personally am making plans to show up outside the set of Good Morning America with a large, canary yellow sign that has "1-888-FOR-KIDS is Government Porn" written in silver and blue glitter. Hopefully, I will get a chance to speak to Al Roker at which time I will use my air time to spread the truth to the rest of the nation! People, let's protect tomorrow's generation by doing something today!
Regards,
Agent Digital Boy
