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With the recent advances in nano, and biotechnology you can bet your last dollar things are gonna change, militarily and civilian-tarily. Though I don’t believe the 'look and feel' will alter all that much.

Case in point, to pardon the pun, computers get faster and components smaller, but Compaq, dell and Gateway only JUST started altering the footprint of their machine this past year. And the move to the Black/Gray color wasn’t motivated by MACs but because the beige turns yellow. People mostly hate (READ: fear) change, even if they understand the why's and how's.

They'll figure out how to mass-produce the silicone cube as a data storage device. (1 inch square silicon cube that can hold the contents other the New York Public Library. Lasers write in the volume of the cube not just the surface)

Engineering truism, you can plan for 10 years out, but only design for 5.

Your a dead man, I swear your a dead man.

^ Don't ask.

"Ding dong dell, kitty's in the well"

"who threw her in..

[edit: just to make the perverts shut up ]

198.154.145.34

Monday night, Sept. 9, Wh03 is being replaced with new server hardware. At the same time we will also be updating the Ensim system from 3.0 to 3.1.1.

Sometime between 10 and 10:30 PM Pacific Time tonight, we will shut down all sites on that server. The total downtime is expected to be up to 4 hours. Only Wh03 will be effected by this move.

More information is available in our web hosting News forum ( http://community.infopop.net/2/OpenTopic?a=frm&s=729094322&f=3983010105 ). Don't forget to Pop It if you have not already.

[edit= whew! I thought there was a couple hundred email addresses in there too]

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Umm... Was looking for CPAN modules

Every who down in Whoville liked Christmas a lot,
But the Grinch, who lived just north of Whoville did not!

The Grinch hated Christmas! The whole Christmas season!
Now, please don't ask why. Noone quite knows the reason.
It could be his head wasn't screwed on just right.
It could be, perhaps,that his shoes were too tight.
But I think that the most likely reason of all
May have been that his heart was two sizes too small.

But, whatever the reason, His heart or his shoes,
He stood there on Christmas Eve, hating the Whos,
Staring down from his cave with a sour, Grinchy frown
At the warm lighted windows below in their town.
For he knew every who down in Whoville beneath
Was busy now, hanging a mistletoe wreath.
"And they're hanging their stockings!" he snarled with a sneer.
"Tomorrow is Christmas! It's practically here!"
Then he growled, with his Grinch fingers nervously drumming,
"I MUST find some way to stop Christmas from coming!"
For tomorrow, he knew, all the who girls and boys
Would wake bright and early. They'd rush for their toys!
And then! Oh, the noise! Oh, the Noise! Noise! Noise! Noise!
That's the one thing he hated! The NOISE! NOISE! NOISE! NOISE!
Then the Whos, young and old, would sit down to a feast.
And they'd feast! And they'd feast!
And they'd FEAST! FEAST! FEAST! FEAST!
They would feast on who-pudding, and rare who-roast-beast,
Which was something the Grinch couldn't stand in the least!
And THEN they'd do something he liked least of all!
Every who down in Whoville, the tall and the small,
Would stand close together, with Christmas bells ringing.
They'd stand hand in hand, and the Whos would start singing!
They'd sing! And they'd sing! And they'd SING SING SING SING!
And the more the Grinch thought of this who-Christmas-sing,
The more the Grinch thought, "I must stop this whole thing!
Why, for fifty three years I've put up with it now!
I must stop this Christmas from coming! But how?"

Then he got an idea! An awful idea!
The Grinch got a wonderful, awful idea!
"I know just what to do!" the Grinch laughed in his throat.
And he made a quick Santy Claus hat and a coat.
And he chuckled, and clucked, "What a great Grinchy trick!
With this coat and this hat, I look just like Saint Nick!"
"All I need is a reindeer..." The Grinch looked around.
But, since reindeer are scarce, there was none to be found.
Did that stop the old Grinch? No, the Grinch simply said,
"If I can't find a reindeer, I'll make one instead!"
So he called his dog, Max. Then he took some red thread
And he tied a big horn on the top of his head.
Then he loaded some bags and some old empty sacks
On a ramshackle sleigh and he hitched up old Max.
Then the Grinch said, "Giddap!" And the sleigh started down
Toward the homes where the Whos lay asnooze in their town.

All the windows were dark. Quiet snow filled the air.
All the Whos were all dreaming sweet dreams without care
When he came to the first little house on the square.
"This is stop number one," the old Grinchy Claus hissed,
And he climbed to the roof, empty bags in his fist.
Then he slid down the chimney, a rather tight pinch,
But if Santa could do it, then so could the Grinch.
He got stuck only once, for a moment or two.
Then he stuck his head out of the fireplace flue
Where the little who stockings all hung in a row.
"These stockings," he grinned, "are the first things to go!"
Then he slithered and slunk, with a smile most unpleasant,
Around the whole room, and he took every present!
Pop guns! And bicycles! Roller skates! Drums!
Checkerboards! Tricycles! Popcorn! And plums!
And he stuffed them in bags. Then the Grinch, very nimbly,
Stuffed all the bags, one by one, up the chimbly!
Then he slunk to the icebox. He took the Whos' feast!
He took the who-pudding! He took the roast beast!
He cleaned out that icebox as quick as a flash.
Why, that Grinch even took their last can of who-hash!
Then he stuffed all the food up the chimney with glee.
"And NOW!" grinned the Grinch, "I will stuff up the tree!"
And the Grinch grabbed the tree, and he started to shove
When he heard a small sound like the coo of a dove.
He turned around fast, and he saw a small who!
Little Cindy-Lou Who, who was not more than two.
The Grinch had been caught by this tiny who daughter
Who'd got out of bed for a cup of cold water.
She stared at the Grinch and said, "Santy Claus, why,
Why are you taking our Christmas tree? Why?"
But, you know, that old Grinch was so smart and so slick,
He thought up a lie, and he thought it up quick!
"Why, my sweet little tot," the fake Santy Claus lied,
"There's a light on this tree that won't light on one side.
So I'm taking it home to my workshop, my dear.
I'll fix it up there. Then I'll bring it back here."
And his fib fooled the child. Then he patted her head
And he got her a drink and he sent her to bed.
And when Cindy-Lou Who went to bed with her cup,
He went to the chimney and stuffed the tree up!
Then the last thing he took was the log for the fire!
Then he went up the chimney himself, the old liar.
On their walls he left nothing but hooks and some wire.
And the one speck of food that he left in the house
Was a crumb that was even too small for a mouse.

Then he did the same thing to the other Whos' houses
Leaving crumbs much too small for the other Whos' mouses!
It was quarter past dawn, all the Whos, still a-bed,
all the Whos still a-snooze when he packed up his sled,
Packed it up with their presents! The ribbons! The wrappings!
The tags! And the tinsel! The trimmings! The trappings!
Three thousand feet up! Up the side of Mt. Crumpit,
He rode with his load to the tip top to dump it!
"Pooh-Pooh to the Whos!" he was grinchishly humming.
"They're finding out now that no Christmas is coming!
They're just waking up! I know just what they'll do!
Their mouths will hang open a minute or two
Then the Whos down in Whoville will all cry boo-hoo!

"That's a noise," grinned the Grinch, "that I simply must hear!"
So he paused. And the Grinch put his hand to his ear.
And he did hear a sound rising over the snow.
It started in low. Then it started to grow...
But the sound wasn't sad! Why, this sound sounded merry!
It couldn't be so! But it WAS merry! VERY!
He stared down at Whoville! The Grinch popped his eyes!
Then he shook! What he saw was a shocking surprise!

Every who down in Whoville, the tall and the small,
Was singing! Without any presents at all!
He HADN'T stopped Christmas from coming! IT CAME!
Somehow or other, it came just the same!
And the Grinch, with his Grinch feet ice-cold in the snow,
Stood puzzling and puzzling: "How could it be so?
It came without ribbons! It came without tags!
It came without packages, boxes or bags!"
And he puzzled three hours, till his puzzler was sore.
Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn't before!
"Maybe Christmas," he thought, "doesn't come from a store.
Maybe Christmas... perhaps... means a little bit more!"

And what happened then? Well, in Whoville they say
That the Grinch's small heart grew three sizes that day!
And the minute his heart didn't feel quite so tight,
He whizzed with his load through the bright morning light
And he brought back the toys! And the food for the feast!
And he, HE HIMSELF! The Grinch carved the roast beast!

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Had to open in a new browser.

// Hello McFly...Anyone Home?
$user = getenv("REMOTE_USER");

[10:10:25] [@Chris] -teamiphq editpoints chris 65376
[10:10:25] • [Notice From Chris] Thank you, chris, your points have been added to the Team IPHQ total. The new Team IPHQ total is: 226613

^_^;;

been away from this pc for a few days, let's see what's here:

not sure what that was about The war I think

if ($bug == "FIXED")
$topic = "CLOSED";

Database error in Creature World:
Invalid SQL - Query: INSERT INTO pagelog (userid,ipaddress,url,pagetime,queries) VALUES (,,'/forum.php?',0.003124,0)
mySQL error: You have an error in your SQL syntax near ','/forum.php?',0.003124,0)' at line 1
Time of error: Dec 15, 2002 8:59:28
Scriptk: /forum.php?
Debug messages

Let's see:

Shields UP!
https://grc.com/x/ne.dll?bh0bkyd2

A great way to test open "back doors" on your computer through your internet connection's IP address. Click on both the "Test My Shields!" and "Probe My Ports!" buttons down towards the middle of the page. A good, solid firewall program should protect you from every single one of the test attacks (along with using the above UnPnP).

I wonder why that was on your clipboard, Allen

Hmm. Forgotten why that was there...

/* ****** HEADER ROUTINES ********** */
include("header.inc");

// Well, this ain't Wal-Mart so we have to close from time to time
$result = mysql_query("SELECT * FROM status_x")
or DIE("unable to read status $statusx");

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awwe, it appears I'm all stealth lol... although i could have coded the same page in PHP and it would have been faster :x...

My lil clipboard...
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http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/uniquejump25.JPG

[EDIT: Just thought, that's from a few days ago... ]

D:Allenresume and other stuff related

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You had best fix that.

Not me man, that was a bug report. I don't do the fixin', just the complainin'.

Interesting. May I have your job?

Agreed, does it pay well? :x...

Nah, thanks for the offer, but I think I'll keep it for a while longer.

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