UBB.Developers Forums General Discussion Chit Chat The OFF-Topic Thread

You know I was thinking.. wait, nevermind.

Gotta love those psychics on the TV. Though I have never called them, they sure know everything. Yep. Once, I didn't call them. And nothing happened. Nope.

...and then he sat on it!

People fart alot. It stinks.

In new york state it is supposedly illegal to walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in your pocket.

i got a geforce3 ti 200 today, but i still don't have my donut...

I have a crick in my neck that just won't go away.

I've got nine items in my taskbar area (next to my clock), but only 1 is showing right now. XP is absolutely genius.

I am burnt.

omg wando was on-topic!!!

my cookies are **xored. just logged back in to 9 different forums..

92 hits on my new protein in UD, at only 27%

#3a4c5f is a nice shade.

I've decided to sell my collection of colostomy bags

It's my birthday on the 21st.

Happy Christmas!

*yawn*

I like Halloween, you get to cut holes in pumpkins

soup is good. Soup and bread is even better. Boy do I wish I had some on this dreary day.

The best thing about this thread is that, unlike Q&A you don't have to worry about someone else beating you to the punch.

For example: Suppose the last post states that the differential between distances of amphibians launched from a catapult is a function of the trajectory, velocity, gravitational forces and whether the amphibian is a frog, toad or newt (translated as to the mass of the object).

To which I would naturally reply that few people can appreciate the sheer number of choices one can make when ordering at a Juice bar.

Now then, another user beats me to the punch stating how one should check the air pressure in their tires on a regular basis to ensure optimal gas milage and tread wear.

Whether my post appears first or last is of no relevance. The only thing that matters is that I stay off-topic, neither discussing whether or not juiced frog is better than juiced toad, or which is squished more by a radial tire.



-Tacks

my cat's breath smells like cat food.

I am ashamed to admit that I never raked my leaves this fall

Which do you like better? Milk?

Serving a site off your own computer using Apache is fun.

I don't like it when a Computer freezes.

I like Orangina...its fun to drink a soda that encourages you to shake before serving

Oh yeah, and it's got all that fun pulp too

-Tacks

Pants.

---Jamin

Oops.

My anus.

Uranus?

What color post-it notes do you have littered around your desk?

Mine are mostly blue, some green and a few of those oh-so-common yellow ones.