#81403
02/14/2002 2:21 AM
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As opposed to Q&A, here the question is about the last person's answer. Originally posted by scats: you leave a random answer and the next person has to come up with a question for it. For example: A: LK Q: Who created this thread? A: Halloween Q: What's my favorite holiday? A: Britney Spears Q: Who's the ugliest person in the world? A: Because I was bored. Q: Why did you start this thread? A:  etc etc Lemme start: A: LK
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#81404
02/14/2002 2:54 AM
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I type Like navaho
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Q: Who writes more code than any 2 human beings alive?
A: Red Skelton
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#81405
02/14/2002 3:10 AM
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#81406
02/14/2002 9:14 AM
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Q: What do we all eat?
A: My cat.
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#81407
02/14/2002 9:59 AM
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Member / Blamoholic
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Q: What's that smell? A: Kraft Dinner. 
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#81408
02/14/2002 10:18 AM
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Pooh-Bah
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Q: A what social event did the N.E. Patriots celebrate their Super Bowl win with the owner of the team?
A: Antoine Lavoisier
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#81409
02/14/2002 11:45 AM
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Moderator / Template Diva
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Q: Who is Antoine Lavoisier??
A: Cheese.
Don't put that signature in your mouth! You don't know where it's been!
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#81410
02/14/2002 1:51 PM
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Posts: 21,079 Likes: 3
I type Like navaho
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I type Like navaho
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Q: What did the ham say to the camera?
A: Mark my words.
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#81411
02/14/2002 2:48 PM
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Q: What do you say to an intelligent highlighter?
A: Instant Graemlins
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#81412
02/14/2002 3:11 PM
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Q: What is my favorite UBB5x hack that was made standard in ubb6?
A: Russell Stover
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#81413
02/15/2002 4:40 AM
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Q: Who lives at number 14 up the road from me?
A: Yang-Mllls theory with minimal field content
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#81414
02/15/2002 10:17 AM
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Pooh-Bah
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Q: Name a Millenium Prize topic on Elementary Partical Theory and its mathematical foundation
A: Baby Ruth
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#81415
02/15/2002 6:52 PM
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Q: Who is Antoine Lavoisier's best friend?
A: Valentines Day
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#81416
02/15/2002 6:59 PM
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Master Hacker
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Q. What holiday was created by Hallmark in order to make people buy a bunch of sappy junk?
A. a = 4(pi)^2Rf^2
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#81417
02/15/2002 8:02 PM
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Q. What Kind Of Math Am I Learning in school at the moment?
A. Game
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#81418
02/15/2002 8:08 PM
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Master Hacker
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Q. I'm _____ if you're _____. A. Missile Command, Asteroids, and Centipede. BTW, LD, that was physics. 
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#81419
02/15/2002 8:10 PM
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Wha? I swear that looked like something I was learning in math...Hmm...
Q. What are 3 big things?
A. Flowers
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#81420
02/15/2002 8:12 PM
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Master Hacker
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Q. What is one of the most typical gifts you can give to someone on Valentine's Day?
A. Scratch pad of paper.
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#81421
02/15/2002 8:53 PM
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Veteran
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Q: What's the purpose of life?
A: Yup, sure was, but I don't know how he got there.
Picture perfect penmanship here.
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#81422
02/15/2002 9:45 PM
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Q: Was Elliott Brady at the party last night?
A: Flatulation.
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#81423
02/15/2002 11:42 PM
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Q: Whats a word that describes a flat tire but sounds so scientific that people won't realize its actually not a real word?
A: Say it ain't so
Look ma' No hands
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#81424
02/16/2002 12:22 AM
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Spotlight Winner
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Q: What's your favorite Weezer song?
A: I like to think so.
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#81425
02/16/2002 12:44 AM
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Q. Will you ever get a girlfriend?
A. Jumping
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#81426
02/16/2002 1:38 AM
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Master Hacker
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Q. I enjoy soccer and basketball, but what is the activity I love the most?
A. Ramen noodles.
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#81427
02/16/2002 4:44 AM
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Q. Whats a type of noodle? A. Dunno.
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#81428
02/16/2002 5:46 AM
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Admin / Code Breaker
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Q. What does LD always say in the Q&A game?
A. $300.
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#81429
02/16/2002 5:57 AM
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How did I know you'd use that Question. Q. How much money do I want? A. TV
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#81430
02/16/2002 6:08 AM
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Q: What's the best part about WebTV? A: Three chickens, two ducks, and a blender.
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#81431
02/16/2002 6:49 AM
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Q: What's for dinner?
A: A beanstalk.
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#81432
02/16/2002 7:00 AM
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Q: What starts with a b, ends with a k and has 9 letters?
A: Not really...
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#81433
02/16/2002 10:17 AM
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Master Hacker
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Q. UBB 6.3 will be out right on time, won't it?? A. Newton's second law.
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#81434
02/16/2002 11:05 AM
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Q: What is it called when the acceleration of an object as produced by a net force is directly proportional to the magnitude of the net force, in the same direction as the net force, and inversely proportional to the mass of the object?
A: Serj Tankian, Daron Malakian, Shavo Odadjian
and John Dolmayan.
Look ma' No hands
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#81435
02/16/2002 11:50 AM
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Moderator / Template Diva
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Q: Who are the members of System of a Down?
A: DeviantArt & DeskMod.
---Jamin
Don't put that signature in your mouth! You don't know where it's been!
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#81436
02/16/2002 12:19 PM
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Member / Blamoholic
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Q: Where can you get BLAM! wallpaper and l33t skins? A: NEVER!
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#81437
02/16/2002 12:46 PM
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Q: When will I use Snitz forums?
A: Fish and chips.
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#81438
02/16/2002 5:57 PM
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Q: What do I hate?
A: Pasta.
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#81439
02/16/2002 6:35 PM
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Q. Whats One of my favourite foods?
A. Body
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#81440
02/16/2002 6:48 PM
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Q: What is jlo's best feature(s)? A: Potatoes and creammy onions.
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#81441
02/16/2002 9:48 PM
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Q: Whats the best meal in the world?
A: I don't think it should.
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#81442
02/16/2002 9:54 PM
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Q. Should UBBDev Go vB?
A. Insects
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#81443
02/16/2002 10:47 PM
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Q: I know a guy who got dreds and when you took them out guess what he found in them?
A: Richard Simmons
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#81444
02/16/2002 11:04 PM
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Q. Who's a pony?
A. Green Day
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#81445
02/17/2002 12:50 AM
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Q. Who Sings "Time of your life"
A. High
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#81446
02/17/2002 1:46 AM
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Q. What am I?
A. About 6 inches.
(Hey! Nothing dirty... get your mind out of the gutter!)
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#81447
02/17/2002 1:51 AM
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Master Hacker
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Q. How long is half of a foot?
A. "He that findeth his live shall lose it: and he that loseth his life for my sake shall find it."
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#81448
02/17/2002 2:19 AM
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Q. What is a quote that Bryan Ricker (me) has never heard?
A. Your pinky finger.
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#81449
02/17/2002 4:40 AM
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Q. Which finger is on the end?
A. Yummy
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#81450
02/17/2002 7:45 AM
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Q: Describe Fish and Chips ( ) A: Subwoofer
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#81451
02/17/2002 10:38 AM
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Q: what is the term used for a device that turns elecrical impulses into low frequency sound?
A:Quechua
Audi-Sport.net the only forum guaranteed to kill any server!
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#81452
02/17/2002 11:21 AM
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Q: What language did the word "lagniappe" derive from?
A: Mitochondrea
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#81453
02/17/2002 11:26 AM
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Q. What is the "power-house" of an animal and plant cell?
A. Fat
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#81454
02/17/2002 11:36 AM
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Q: Does this make me look skinny or fat?
A: Netfirms
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#81455
02/17/2002 11:38 AM
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Joined: Sep 2000
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Master Hacker
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Q. What free web host is the most popular with warez people and users of pirated UBBs? A. body {font-size: 13px; font-family: verdana; color: black; background-color: white}
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#81456
02/17/2002 11:41 AM
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Q: Whats an example of html that you'd find near the top of the document
A: Ofcorse not.
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#81457
02/17/2002 12:17 PM
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Q: Will UBBDev use Snitz? A: Nokia 3310
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#81458
02/17/2002 12:27 PM
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Admin / Code Breaker
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Q. Which cellphone is even worse than the newest Motorola? A. Yes, I agree UBBDev rules .
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#81459
02/17/2002 12:37 PM
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Q: Is it just me or does UBBDev rock?
A: Only on thursdays
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#81460
02/17/2002 12:52 PM
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Q. What days does Bryan have History tests?
A. Orange, Month, Circle, Purple
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#81461
02/17/2002 1:04 PM
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Q: Edit: nope, that question was totally unacceptable.
EDIT: Sorry shoulda known... -DD
A: Afrojacks
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#81462
02/17/2002 1:57 PM
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Q. What is the ghetto version of Applejacks?
A. Fourty-Two
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#81463
02/18/2002 8:06 AM
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Admin / Code Breaker
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Q. What's your age? A. I've been there a few years ago, it was so cool 
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#81464
02/18/2002 3:30 PM
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Q: Has anyone ever been to Disney Land? please respond with a grammical error if you have.
A: IkonBoard
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#81465
02/18/2002 3:33 PM
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Admin / Code Breaker
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Q. What's DarkDevil's favorite BB program? A. Yeah, right! DD, btw, what was the grammatical error?!
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#81466
02/18/2002 4:44 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by DarkDevil:
Q: Has anyone ever been to Disney Land? please respond with a grammical error if you have.
:laughing so hard he falls off his chair:
(The grammical error was "I've been there a few years ago...")
Anyways...
Q. Do you think IkonBoard is better than UBB?
A. Vibrating Santa Clause
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#81467
02/18/2002 5:57 PM
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Q: BloggerMan, in your opinion whats the best festive adult toy around?
(Yea.. it was "I've been there a few years ago")
A: Your Mom
EDIT: And IkonBoard is NOT my favorite board... UltimateBB is my fav...
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#81468
02/18/2002 6:16 PM
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Haha, I knew someone would say something like that.
Q. Who makes my dinner?
A. , , and Booze
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#81469
02/19/2002 9:29 AM
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Posts: 717
scattermidget
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Q - What helps Bloggerman write better sentences? [btw guys "grammical" is pretty funny all on its own ] A - Yeah, when hell freezes over.
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#81470
02/19/2002 9:52 AM
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Q: Does anyone think UBB will ever be free?
A: The Ataris
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#81471
02/19/2002 2:23 PM
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Q: What computer was never quite as good as the amiga?
A: £148.99
Audi-Sport.net the only forum guaranteed to kill any server!
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#81472
02/19/2002 5:17 PM
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Q: Name an amount I cannot afford/Name an amount slightly higher than a UBB licence in GB£
A: Webcams
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#81473
02/19/2002 7:42 PM
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Q: what PC peripheral was designed solely for the use of perverts?
A: Knee high PVC boots
Audi-Sport.net the only forum guaranteed to kill any server!
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#81474
02/19/2002 7:57 PM
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Q. What must I stop pinching from the wife?
A. Jaguar
Fans Focus - Focusing on Fans of Sport (Okay - mainly football (the British variety at the moment - but expanding all the time....)
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#81475
02/19/2002 9:14 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by BloggerMan:
Haha, I knew someone would say something like that.
Q. Who makes my dinner?
A. , , and Booze
Sorry, CyberSitter :Rolls eyes:
Q. What is the coolest car ever made?
A. 64 Ounce Coke
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#81476
02/19/2002 9:24 PM
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Q: How much coke on average do i drink every 5 hours? (including sleep)
A: Very Bushy
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#81477
02/20/2002 12:55 AM
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Q. In The forest it's...
A. Building
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#81478
02/20/2002 7:26 PM
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Q. One of the tallest buildings ever made is the Empire State...
A. Turn up the Flame, Step on the Gas.
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#81479
02/21/2002 12:26 AM
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Q. How Do You move a car?
A. Chocolate
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#81480
02/21/2002 12:54 AM
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Q. Oh my god! What's that on the ground?!?!
A. She's a rebel's forgotten son.
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#81481
02/21/2002 5:42 PM
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Q: Whos your Cousin Moms S/he child? A: What does this look like ![[Linked Image]](http://www.accesswave.ca/~nickg/images/icon100.gif) BTW: I made this based on them BlockHeads someone made... i think it was GrassRattler
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#81482
02/21/2002 8:44 PM
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Q. Will you ask me a question?
A. An export of the revolution
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#81483
02/22/2002 6:11 PM
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Q: What is it when... well you know... they export.. and then the... and the whole... and revolt.. and such... you know what i'm talking about?
A: "Sex Vs Logic"
EDIT: And i did ask you a question... I asked you what that icon looked like.. unless you were asking me to ask you a question and that would be the question i asked you and then it would make sence...
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#81484
02/24/2002 3:53 PM
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Sorry, I was problem High...
Q. What is "cigoL sv xeS" backwards?
A. All her doubts were someone else's point of view.
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#81485
02/24/2002 4:25 PM
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Q: Try to confuse me
A: Eggybread
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#81486
02/24/2002 5:45 PM
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Q: What do you get when you put Egg in Bread but you put a little bit to much in.
A: The oldest job in the world
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#81487
02/24/2002 7:25 PM
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Q. What do you call Working at McDonalds?
A. D'oh!
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#81488
02/24/2002 7:34 PM
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Q: What does homer say when he hits his head on stuff...
A: On the floor
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#81489
02/25/2002 4:00 PM
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Posts: 717
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q - Where can you find 90% of scats' wardrobe?
a - Ayeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
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#81490
02/25/2002 4:37 PM
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Q: What do they said in that commerical for that outback suv or whatever its called?
A: Fun with Q-Tips!
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#81491
02/26/2002 12:53 AM
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Q. What can you have fun with?
A. Madness...
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#81492
02/26/2002 9:30 AM
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— So if you've come in off the street
And you're beginning to feel the heat
Well listen buster, you better start to move your feet
To the rockinest rock steady beat of....
— A broken heart.
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#81493
02/26/2002 2:50 PM
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Q: What do I get when someone doesn't follow the Q/A format of this post?
A: Judge Jules
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#81494
02/26/2002 8:26 PM
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Q. What judge has the last name "Jules"?
A. Printer paper
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#81495
02/26/2002 9:15 PM
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Q: What am i running low on?
A: Sum 41
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#81496
02/27/2002 12:17 AM
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Q. Whats a good band?
A. Keyboard
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#81497
02/27/2002 2:45 PM
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Q: What can i play the wedding song on?
A: The Pen fifteen Club
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#81498
02/27/2002 3:03 PM
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Q: What name does a bunch of teenagers collecting pens give themselves???
A: Geuryella
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#81499
02/27/2002 3:47 PM
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Pooh-Bah
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Q: What is an uncommon phonetic spelling for "Gorilla"
A: Artificial Flavoring
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#81500
02/27/2002 4:45 PM
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Q - What's Condit's word made of?
A - Sugar and Spice
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#81501
02/27/2002 4:52 PM
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Q: What goes with anything nice?
A: Purple Monkey Dishwashers
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#81502
02/27/2002 4:59 PM
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scattermidget
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Q - What doesn't go with anything nice?
A - Toe-nail clippers
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#81503
02/27/2002 8:07 PM
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Q: What do i desprately need yet cannot find?
A: The Leaning Tower of Cheese-a! EHHH!
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#81504
03/01/2002 12:44 AM
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Q. Say something that makes you look foolish.
A. Big, black, and sun-burned.
(By the way...
A: The Pen fifteen Club
As in, Pen15 ... hahaha)
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#81505
03/01/2002 12:47 AM
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Q. Whats something that doesn't make much sence? A. Exotic.
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#81506
03/01/2002 1:00 AM
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Q. What's my favorite kind of dancer? A.
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#81507
03/01/2002 1:02 AM
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Q. Show me a Grin.
A. Think hard for this one
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#81508
03/01/2002 10:24 PM
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Q: I can't think of a question... what should i do?
A: No i will not have "whoopy" with you!
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#81509
03/01/2002 11:16 PM
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Q. Can we have Ice cream?
A. Go baby
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#81510
03/02/2002 12:13 AM
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Q. What does an uninthusiastic mother say to her baby in the Baby Races?
A. Melodramatic Fool
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#81511
03/02/2002 7:15 AM
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Q. What are you? A. Something Big.
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#81512
03/03/2002 10:36 AM
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Q: What am I hiding in my trousers?
A: 5th place
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#81513
03/03/2002 12:09 PM
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Q. If you were in a race with 3 people, what place would you get?
A. Blue!
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#81514
03/03/2002 1:14 PM
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Q: What color is the sky?
A: 12,422,546
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#81515
03/03/2002 6:01 PM
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Q: How many members will my site have by the end of the year?
A: Sapphire
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#81516
03/03/2002 6:42 PM
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Spotlight Winner
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Q. What avatar will Wando get next? A. Sad. 
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#81517
03/03/2002 8:05 PM
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Q: How does the rubbish tv tonight make me feel?
A: backside 720 with a stalefish
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#81518
03/03/2002 9:14 PM
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Spotlight Winner
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Q. What's a hard skateboarding trick?
A. Lemon-Lime Gatorade.
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#81519
03/03/2002 9:14 PM
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Q: Whats the first trick i should do in the half pipe when i go snowboarding this week?
A: Comfirmation
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#81520
03/04/2002 12:39 AM
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Q. What do you need before you ruin somebody's site? A. I keep On Falling.
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#81521
03/04/2002 2:55 PM
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Q: If you fell off a cliff and you had a chance to land on a ledge but your ex (who you dumped because shes gross as anything you've ever seen befor) was on the ledge you could land on what would you do?
A: Walking down the street
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