There are two men in a bar. Each man is equal in stature. The bartender gives each man a beer but poisons both drinks. Both men drink the entire beer. Only one man dies. How?

Ask yes/no questions if you want for more info.

I heard it tons of times!

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ice cubes were poisened, one drank quickly and one drank slowly so the ice cubes melted and killed the guy that drank slowly.

blah blah blah

Um... I dunno... One of the guys was immune to it, maybe? That's pretty obvious, tho, so I doubt that's it...

---Skorpion

What Sally said is what I heard

Sally got it and LK.

* dpk trys to remember another riddle... *

Try this one:
A man is going home, but when he gets there he sees another man and turns around and runs in the opposite direction. Why?

It's the landlord.

The moral of this riddle is to drink ALL of your drinks AS FAST AS POSSIBLE to avoid poisoning!

nope

Cuz he's playing a baseball game and the guy is on the other team?

A man is going home, but when he gets there he sees another man and turns around and runs in the opposite direction. Why?

he relized that it is not his house?!

Maybe one man drinks more of the poison drink than the other man?

John got it.

Here's another riddle:
A man is about to goto bed, but first goes up stairs to turn out a light. He then goes back down stairs and goes to bed. Morning comes and the man goes back up the stairs and looks out a window and is flaberghasted at what he sees. What does he see and why?

he sees a bunch of crashed boats because it was the lighthouse light?

Heh, this makes me think of a bunch of "dead baby" jokes... But I'll spare you all and not mention them here... So instead, I'll present a crummy little riddle instead.

Twelve lions were on the top of a twenty-four story building. One jumped. They all died. Why?

---Skorpion

[ August 25, 2001: Message edited by: Skorpion ]

They were all chained together

-Tacks