OKay, then I take back the process accounting thing, and thus return to what I said originally: They're nuts.
While one call to the UBB script could easily take up the entire CPU for a second or two (how else can the thing run if it doesn't even get CPU time ), there's no way they'd ever notice individual calls...
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