This was very cute. A member on my site personalized it for us before posting it. It could be adapted to any site. LOL Enjoy!
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Q: How many Measurection members does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 1,445
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been
changed [most likely Josh]
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the
light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
53 to flame the spell checkers
41 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" and another 6
to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive [I'm one of the first 6 - Alan G]
156 to PM Sean or Josh complaining that others are in violation of Measurection policy
109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take
this discussion to Consumer Retorts & TekkieTALK
203 to demand that cross posting to Club S.O.S., True Stories, and
fiRsT eXpLoSioN about changing light bulbs be stopped
111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light
bulbs and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this forum
306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to
buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this
technique and what brands are faulty
27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and the post the
corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to
this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this thread
33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all
headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
12 to post to the thread that they will no longer post because they
cannot handle the light bulb controversy
19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three"
4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ
44 to ask what is "FAQ"
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions
about light bulbs"
34 to say "FA: on Ebay---vintage light bulbs---no reserve"
66 to brag about how wonderful Measurection members are in supporting light bulb changers
1 Autobot from the Measurection Self Awareness Project to post that the
lightbulb controversy generated the most posts
1 Newbie to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it
all over again.
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You forgot the:
2 to complain that changing the bulb has ruined the site and that they will be off and anyway it's all a big ripoff, the bulb didn't really need changing it was only a ploy to make money, and now they can't read anymore what with the light having changed, and they will tell both their friends not to come here anymore and your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries.
