#87582
04/29/2003 1:35 AM
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Joined: Mar 2000
Posts: 21,079 Likes: 3
I type Like navaho
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I type Like navaho
Joined: Mar 2000
Posts: 21,079 Likes: 3 |
The Oracle of Starbucks "Astrology is lame and Myers-Briggs is for losers. The omniscient Oracle of Starbucks can tell you everything about your personality by what you drink at Starbucks. Simply enter your full drink order -- including size -- into the field below and the all-knowing Oracle will tell you everything about your personality. Better yet, input your friends' orders to find out what they're really like. Unlike other imitations, the Oracle is 100% accurate." Warning: the oracle can be rather vicious 
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#87583
04/29/2003 4:51 AM
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Joined: Nov 2001
Posts: 1,080
Member
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Damn...This is where being a non-coffee drinker bites. LOL.
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#87584
04/29/2003 8:44 PM
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Joined: May 2001
Posts: 1,042 Likes: 7
Moderator
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Moderator
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quote:
Personality type: High Maintenance
You pride yourself on being assertive and direct; everyone else thinks you're bossy and arrogant. You're constantly running your mouth about topics that only you would find interesting. Your capacity for wasting other people's time is limitless. Your friends find you intolerable, that's why they're plotting to kill you.
Also drinks: Water. Bottled, chilled, with four ice cubes, a twist of lemon, in a crystal glass.
Can also be found at: Trendy martini bars I can fortunately say, this is not me! I just put in 2 hot chocolates with whipped cream. I don't like coffee or martinis (or any alcoholic drinks for that matter).  That killing thing's got me spooked now. 
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#87585
04/29/2003 10:37 PM
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Joined: Jan 2000
Posts: 5,073
Admin Emeritus
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Admin Emeritus
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*ROTFL* When I feel like it, I order one of two things from Starbucks: A venti hot chocolate, with whip... or a venti caramel frappuccino. Both yield: quote:
Personality type: Clueless
You don't go to Starbucks much; when you do you just tag along with other people since you have nothing better to do. You would like to order a Tazo Chai Crème but don't know how to pronounce it. Most people who drink Venti hot chocolate with whip are strippers.
Also drinks: Wine coolers
Can also be found at: The mall Heh.
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#87586
04/29/2003 11:35 PM
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Joined: Mar 2000
Posts: 21,079 Likes: 3
I type Like navaho
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I type Like navaho
Joined: Mar 2000
Posts: 21,079 Likes: 3 |
Hehe  I got the same one for drinking a grande caramel macchiato CC
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#87587
04/30/2003 9:11 AM
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Joined: Nov 2000
Posts: 2,759
Pooh-Bah
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Pooh-Bah
Joined: Nov 2000
Posts: 2,759 |
quote:
Personality type: Pseudo-intellectual
You're liberal and consider yourself to be laid back and open minded. Everyone else just thinks you're clueless. Your friends hate you because you always email them virus warnings and chain letters "just in case it's true." All people who drink venti iced chai latte are potheads.
Also drinks: Sparkling water
Can also be found at: Designer grocery stores
Lol...I'm hardly a liberal, put people who forward me chain mail/virus warning on my black list, and certainly don't imbibe in any illegal substances...at least the mineral water part is right 
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#87588
04/30/2003 2:04 PM
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Joined: Oct 2000
Posts: 2,223
Veteran
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Veteran
Joined: Oct 2000
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Behold the Oracle's wisdom:
Either you can't type or you mumble incoherently. If you actually walked into Starbucks and said you wanted a "Large SIzed Coffe regular" the employees would point and laugh. A reaction you're probably used to. Try again, this time input something that Starbucks actually serves.
Yet another reason that Starbucks sucks.
Picture perfect penmanship here.
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#87589
04/30/2003 2:13 PM
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Joined: Nov 2000
Posts: 2,759
Pooh-Bah
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Pooh-Bah
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I like this one: quote:
Personality type: Freak
No person of sound mind would go to an EXPENSIVE COFFEE SHOP to get a drink WITHOUT CAFFEINE. Your hobbies include going to ski resorts in the summer and flushing $5 bills down the toilet. You are a menace to society.
Also drinks: Non-alcoholic beer
Can also be found at: Pools with no water
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#87590
04/30/2003 7:36 PM
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Joined: Mar 2000
Posts: 21,079 Likes: 3
I type Like navaho
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I type Like navaho
Joined: Mar 2000
Posts: 21,079 Likes: 3 |
The Oracle knows... 
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#87591
05/01/2003 2:59 PM
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Joined: Dec 2001
Posts: 699
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quote:
Personality type: Lame
You're a simple person with modest tastes and a reasonable lifestyle. In other words, you're boring. Going to Starbucks makes you feel sophisticated; you'd like to be snooty and order an espresso but aren't sure if you're ready for that level of excitement. People laugh at you because you use fake curse words like "friggin'" and "oh, crumb!" Everyone who thinks America's Funniest Home Videos is a great show drinks Tea.
Also drinks: V8
Can also be found: On the couch at home What the f*** are they on about?
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#87592
05/01/2003 3:11 PM
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Joined: Mar 2000
Posts: 21,079 Likes: 3
I type Like navaho
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I type Like navaho
Joined: Mar 2000
Posts: 21,079 Likes: 3 |
That one sounds like me
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#87593
05/03/2003 5:36 PM
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Joined: Nov 2001
Posts: 1,704
Moderator / Da Masta
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Moderator / Da Masta
Joined: Nov 2001
Posts: 1,704 |
I got that too, tacks I think all the oracles are insulting. o_O;;
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