One morning a woman and her baby was taking public transportation. As she entered the bus the driver says "Wow! That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."
The woman deeply hurt slammed her money in the box, continued onto the bus and found a seat next to an elderly man.
The man asks "What's wrong, you look mad?"
She replied, "I am. That bus driver just insulted me."
"That's outrageous! You shouldn't take that from him" the man replied. "He's a public worker and should give you respect. If I were you I would take down his badge number and report him."
"You're right sir I think I will report him." replied the lady.
The elderly man says, "You go on up there and get his badge number and I'll hold your monkey for you."
